Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh:
This is Rush Limbaugh, coming to you with talent on loan from God!

Rush Limbaugh:
I'm your host, Rush Limbaugh, with half my brain tied behind my back - just to make it fair.

Rush Limbaugh:
I'm your host, a harmless, lovable little fuzz-ball.

Rush Limbaugh:
If you have attention deficit disorder... [clears his throat]

Rush Limbaugh:
I said: if you have attention deficit disorder - pay attention! Wake up!

Bill Clinton:
When we set up this country, abuse of people by the government was a big problem. So, if you read the Constitution, it's-it's rooted in the desirte to limit the ability of government's ability to mess with you. Because that was a huge problem. It can still be a huge problem. [to kids on an MTV show]

Rush Limbaugh:
It still is a huge problem as far as I'm concerned! [refering to Clinton]

Rush Limbaugh:
Well, for crying - what ever happend to 'Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise'? Ah, well, of course I don't go to bed early; I go to bed late and I'm wise...

Rush Limbaugh:
Let's show you some of the awards he has won: the Defensive, um, the Defense Distinguishmenbt Service Medal, the Navy Distinguished Service Medal three times; the Legion of Merit, ah, four awards there; Meritorious Service award, and the Navy Commendation and Navy Achievement medals. Ah, this clearly is someone most people would not mind their son growing up to, ah, emulate. Ah, it's a sad thing that sexual harassment can cause this much hysteria. When the object happens to be a member of a power-establishment or a Republican they ignore Democrats who are guilty of far worse.