Rwby

Weiss Schnee:
[Team RWBY is readying the Main Hall for the dance. Ruby is sitting at a table, sulking. Weiss suddenly puts two cloth squares on the table in front of her] I need you to pick a tablecloth. [Pushes the two squares forward, which appear to be exactly identical]

Ruby Rose:
...Aren't they both the same?

Weiss Schnee:
Ugh, I don't even know why I asked! [She leaves. Yang then comes in carrying a large speaker, which she places hard on the floor, causing everything around her, including Ruby and the table, to bounce]

Yang Xiao Long:
So, have you picked out a dress, yet?

Ruby Rose:
What's the point? Who cares about the dance if Blake isn't going?

Yang Xiao Long:
Oh, don't worry. She's going. [Looks to the side] Weiss! I thought we agreed: no doilies!

Weiss Schnee:
If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines!

Neptune Vasilias:
[Entering with Sun] Your dance is going to have fog machines?

Weiss Schnee:
[Smiles sweetly to Neptune] We were thinking about it.

Neptune Vasilias:
Hey, that's pretty cool.

Sun Wukong:
You ladies all ready for dress-up?

Ruby Rose:
Pfft, yeah, right.

Yang Xiao Long:
Laugh all you want, I'll be turning heads tomorrow night.

Weiss Schnee:
What are you two wearing?

Sun Wukong:
[Gesturing to his more wild, non-formal clothing] Uh, this?

Neptune Vasilias:
Ignore him, for he knows not what he says.

Sun Wukong:
Hey, I may come from Mistral, but I grew up in Vacuo. It's not exactly a shirt-and-tie kind of place.

Yang Xiao Long:
Yeah, we've noticed.

Sun Wukong:
So, how does Blake feel about all this? Is she still being all, you know... Blake-y?

Weiss Schnee:
Obviously.

Ruby Rose:
I still can't think of a way to change her mind.

Yang Xiao Long:
Guys, trust me, I got this. Blake *will* be at the dance, tomorrow.

Pyrrha Nikos:
Do you believe in destiny? [Final words]

Cinder Fall:
Yes. [Acknowledging Pyrrha]

Professor Ozpin:
Today, we stand together, united: Mistral, Atlas, Vacuo, Vale. The four kingdoms of Remnant. On this day, nearly 80 years ago, the largest war in recorded history came to an end. It was a war of ignorance, of greed, and of oppression, a war that was about much more than where borders fell or who traded with who, but about the very idea of individualism itself. We fought for countless reasons, one of which being the destruction of all forms of art and self-expression, and as you are all well aware, that was something many could not stand for. As a result, those who opposed this tyranny began naming their children after one of the core aspects of art itself: color. It was their way to demonstrate that not only would they refuse to tolerate this oppression, but neither would the generations to come. And it was a trend that is held to this very day. We encourage individuality, expressionism, and unity through diversity. AS I have said, today we stand together, united.

Ruby Rose:
You're a Huntress... Can I have your autograph?

Ruby Rose:
I don't wanna be "the bee's knees". I don't wanna be any kind of "knees"! I just wanna be a normal girl, with normal knees.

Goon:
[as he's stealing Dust, he notices a girl with a hood reading a magazine. He draws a sword] All right, kid, hands where I can see them. [the girl doesn't seem to hear him] Hey, I said hands in the air! You got a death wish or something? [Puts his hand on the girl's shoulder, causing her to turn her head, revealing she's listening to music on headphones]

Ruby Rose:
Hmm? [the goon points to his ear, indicating for her to take off her headphones, which she does] Yes?

Goon:
I said put your hands in the air, now!

Ruby Rose:
Are you... robbing me?

Goon:
Yes!

Ruby Rose:
[Narrows her eyes] Oh...

Ruby Rose:
And secondly, I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk.

Ruby Rose:
It's also a customizable high impact sniper rifle.

Jaune Arc:
What?

Ruby Rose:
It's also a gun.

Yang Xiao Long:
There's no such thing as negative friends. You just made one friend and one enemy!

Yang Xiao Long:
Trust me, you've got friends all around you, you just haven't met them yet.

Yang Xiao Long:
How's your first day going, little sister?

Ruby Rose:
You mean since you ditched me and I exploded?

Yang Xiao Long:
Yikes. Meltdown already?

Ruby Rose:
No, I literally exploded a hole in front of the school. And there was a fire and I think some ice.

Yang Xiao Long:
Are you bring sarcastic?

Ruby Rose:
I wish. I tripped over some crabby girl's luggage and then she yelled at me! And then I sneezed, and then I exploded and then she yelled again. And I felt really, really bad and I just wanted her to stop yelling at me!

Weiss Schnee:
You!

Ruby Rose:
Oh god, it's happening again!

Weiss Schnee:
You're lucky we weren't blown off the side of the cliff.

Yang Xiao Long:
[to Ruby] Oh my god, you really exploded.

Ruby Rose:
It was an accident.

Ruby Rose:
I don't need people help me to grow up, I drink milk.

General Ironwood:
But ask yourself this. Do you honestly believe your children can win a war?

Professor Ozpin:
I hope they never have to.