Sabrina, the Animated Series

Zelda:
You were only 200 years old, you were just a kid.

Sabrina:
[about doctor visit] I heard you scream.

Salem:
Yeah I screamed, ya should've seen the bill.

[Has created a new plant]

Uncle Quigley:
I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley.

Uncle Quigley:
You three are grounded!

Salem:
Good move, Quigster!

Uncle Quigley:
You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster.

Gem Stone:
Why hello there, Smellman!

[The theme of the school dance]

Sabrina:
The rocking '80s.

Hilda:
'80s?

Zelda:
I think she means the 1780s!

Hilda:
Oh.

Tim the Witch Smeller:
You haven't seen the last of me!

Hilda:
Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya.

Hilda:
I babysat for Atilla the Hun.

Salem:
Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...?

Sabrina:
Toes!

Salem:
Wrong! The answer was cement.

Hilda:
We qualify for the senior citizen age.

Box Office Attendant:
I'll have to see some I.D.

Hilda:
[Shows ancient birth certificate] Signed by the Pharroh himself!

Hilda:
Morning, Salem.

Salem:
Morning, Hilda.

Zelda:
[Disguised as Hilda] 'Morning, Salem.

Salem:
'Morning, Hilda... Huh?

Sabrina:
In my family, some of my closest relatives are monsters.

Sabrina:
[over phone] Hello? Anyone! Help, we're in trouble!

Salem:
[relaxed] Yes that's nice.

Sabrina:
Also, Salem, unless you pick up the phone now, those secret pictures of you are going out over the internet.

Salem:
Uh-oh!

Spookie Jar:
[Warning about a spell] This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you're in a hurry.

Sabrina:
[Dangling over hole] I'm losing my grip!

Salem:
[sarcastically] You can say that again!

Spookie Jar:
[Trying unsuccessfully to end a spell] But when the skies turn orange, beware the... Uh... porridge? Uh... smorange?

Salem:
I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line.

Salem:
The Wicked Witch of the West is from Pennsylvania.

Salem:
[Noticing Sabrina unhappy] I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you.

Sabrina:
There's nothing like cotton candy up your nose at warp 10.

Zelda:
Time for a little brain wash, rinse, dry and fold.

Salem:
Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad.

Gem Stone:
By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

Salem:
Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me!

Zelda:
[to Salem] Touch that egg and you're getting a major flea bath!

Salem:
[on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch] It calls for a sinker, not a stinker!

Sabrina:
Are you still upset that you were turned down for that role in 'That Darn Cat'?

Salem:
Yeah.

Sabrina:
Why does Harvey put mud in his pant cuffs?

Chloe:
He's a guy. He doesn't need a reason.

Sabrina:
Don't worry, the ground will break your fall.

Chloe:
It could be worse.

Sabrina:
Don't say it.

Chloe:
It could be raining. [Begins to pour rain]

Sabrina:
You just had to say it.

Slugloafe:
Sixth graders sure are getting smaller.

[Salem accidentally swallows a button]

Sabrina:
Did you swallow it?

Salem:
It's not the ingestion I'm worried about. It's the out-jestion.

Salem:
[Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!

Salem:
Tell me where the cat nip is or I'll blackmail it out of you.

Harvey:
Hey Sabrina, we could make a TV show around your talking cat.

Salem:
Yeah like I'd really sell out!

Salem:
Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate.

Hilda:
You're playing tic-tac-toe.

Salem:
And losing thanks to you.

Sabrina:
I just wanted a purse!

Salem:
Yeah and Gilligan just wanted a three hour tour.

Salem:
Why are you dressed like The Brady Birds?

Sabrina:
[bored] I can't believe we're going to Monument Island to learn about Johnny Cakes.

Gem Stone:
What's a Johnny Cake?

Sabrina:
It's like a pancake, except the natives didn't have any flour so they used sawdust.

Zelda:
While we're at the Halloween ball, we need someone to look after Sabrina.

Salem:
Hey what am I? Chopped liver?

Hilda:
But you're a cat.

Salem:
I'm also older than you and I can lick my back.

Salem:
I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.