Saiba shiti oedo 808

Gogul:
It's your turn now, soldier boy. How do you fancy your chances? Your machine was pretty good, but a limp dick pen-pusher like you, not so good. Normally I'd be too tired to bother killing you, but see I owe you one for Sara's death.

Benten:
I'm arresting you for a whole host of sh*t I can't be bothered to list, you have the right to remain silent and so on.

Shunsuke Sengoku:
[after attacking a criminal, now stepping on his face] Now then young man, it's far too late for a little lad like you to be out on it's own. It's way past your bedtime motherf***er!

Criminal:
[lets out an angry scowl] F*** you pig!

Shunsuke Sengoku:
Heh. That's a sick joke. So how many more of these sad bastards I have gotta nail before I get rid of this goddamn dog collar?

Okyo Jonouchi:
Hey tell you what, why don't you buy me dinner?

Shunsuke Sengoku:
Because I'm tired and pissed off, and you're a cop and I'm a con, and because it's raining and I forgot my umbrella, and most of all I'm broke.

Okyo Jonouchi:
I'll take that as a yes then and see you at half eight!

Varsus:
"F*** off". This is a phrase you frequently use erroneously. The colloquial word "f***", meaning "to copulate", is inappropriate when applied to a machine without means of genetic reproduction, as in this instance. I am unsure of what you are suggesting I should do.

Sengoku:
This is bullshit, why hasn't my sentence been reduced?

Varsus:
Correction, because you deliberately disobeyed Hasegawa's orders. Your sentence has has now been increased 10 years and 6 months to 350 years and 2 months.

Sengoku:
Why you bureaucratic shithead!

Benten:
Oh, let it go Sengoku. You'll never be able to talk him out of it.

Gogul:
I agree with Benten. At least we saved this skyscraper and that Hasegawa didn't pop out heads of with these f***in' collars so don't bother gettin' so steamed up over another 10 years.

Sengoku:
Go f*** yourself Gogul. Listen you miserable good for nothing peice of tin plated scrap iron. Either you reduce my sentence or I'm going to f***ing break you up. But first, I'm going to take you and shove you right up Hasegawa's ass where you goddamn well belong!