Saint Jack

William Leigh:
You're a ponce, aren't you?

Jack Flowers:
Hard to say what anyone is.

William Leigh:
I only mention it because, personally, I could never bring myself to pay.

Jack Flowers:
William, people make love for so many crazy reasons, why shouldn't money be one of them?

Jack Flowers:
Now, the Chinese, they go for Australian girls, y'know, big-boned. The Germans usually go for Tamils. The British don't give a damn as long as they're young and boyish, isn't that right, Colonel?

Col. Gunstone:
Indubitably.

Jack Flowers:
Well the Americans, they do a lot of hugging-up in taxis, y'know. When they go home they write letters. Girls are always after me to help them answer 'em.