Sam & Max Season One

Sam:
[looking at therapist couch] I've got half a mind to stretch out a little bit.

Max:
I think you have to stretch the whole thing, or it rips.

Sam:
You baffle me sometimes, Max.

Sam:
[looking at a stuffed fox] Ah, taxidermy. The dead truly are the kitsch of the living.

Max:
And vice versa!

Sam:
You're an unfathomable well of something, Max.

Max:
I love you, Hugh Bliss

Hugh Bliss:
I'm not Hugh Bliss

Max:
I hate you