Sam and Max: Bright Side of the Moon

Sam:
Do you have any... completed Artificial Personality Disorder symptoms forms?

Bosco:
[dressed in drag, fake woman's voice] Mm-hmm.

Max:
You do?

Bosco:
Mm-hmm.

Sam:
Wow. That would've come in handy earlier. Do you have any... video of a chicken eatin' cow manure for laughs?

Bosco:
Mm-hmm.

Max:
What? No way!

Sam:
Do you have any... global meatball sandwich positioning systems?

Bosco:
Mm-hmm.

Max:
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Sam:
Do you have any... three foot by two foot cue cards that say "Don't vote for me?"

Bosco:
Mm-hmm.

Max:
Whaaaaat? I can't believe this!

Sam:
Do you have any... instant win cheat codes for Reality 2.0?

Bosco:
Mm-hmm.

Max:
Oh, why didn't we ask before?

Sam:
Do you have... Hugh Bliss tied up back there?

Bosco:
Nn-nh.

Max:
Aaaaahh...

Sam:
Hey, I was on a roll.

Sam:
You know Bosco, we've collected some pretty valuable merchandise on our travels...

Max:
...and we have the sneaking suspicion you've got a little extra spending money...

Sam:
...so how'd you like to buy something from us for a change?

Bosco:
Okay! Do you have any... copies of the uncensored 1982 Armani Assanti look-a-like contest on Betamax?

Sam:
Nope.

Bosco:
Oh well. That's the only thing I really need.

Sam:
[into phone] I saw what you did. Keep the payments coming and nobody has to find out. Yeah, okay. Love you too, Mom.

Sam:
Random but innocuous comment.

Max:
Irreverent reply which hints at mental instability!

Sam:
You crack me up, little buddy.

Harry Moleman:
[Sam and Max are caught trying to steal from the gift shop] Don't try that again, or I'll have to get ugly.

Max:
I guess a lot of people have done it already.

Harry Moleman:
Yes, but I always... hey!

Sam:
Knowing you, Bosco, I'm sure it's quite reasonable, but how much for this "earthquake maker"?

Bosco:
A hundred trillion dollars.

Max:
A hundred trillion! You're crazy, foo'!

Bosco:
Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?

Sam:
Well, with a sales pitch like that, how can we not buy it?