Saturday Night Fever

Tony Manero:
Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.

Tony Manero:
You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.

Doreen:
Can I wipe your forehead?

Stephanie:
Nice move. Did you make that up?

Tony Manero:
Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.

Frank Sr:
Four dollars? You know what four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars!

Connie:
So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?

Tony Manero:
I'll tell you something. If YOU'RE as good in bed as YOU are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy f***.

Connie:
Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?

Tony Manero:
'Cause most guys don't know a good f*** when they've had one.

Tony Manero:
Oh f*** the future!

Fusco:
No, Tony! You can't f*** the future. The future f***s you! It catches up with you and it f***s you if you ain't prepared for it!

Tony Manero:
You a**holes almost broke my p*ssy finger!

Tony Manero:
I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm taking it.

Fusco:
If you do, you're fired.

Tony Manero:
I'm DOIN' it!

Fusco:
Then you're FIRED!

Tony Manero:
She can dance, you know that? She's got the wrong partner of course, but she can dance.

Joey:
So then why don't you ask her?

Tony Manero:
F*** you.

Joey:
Which position?

Tony Manero:
If you put your dick in a spic, does it stay bigger than a n*gger?

Tony Manero:
Sometimes you don't have to kill yourself in order to kill yourself.

Tony Manero:
Are you a nice girl or are you a c*nt?

Annette:
Can't I be both?

Tony Manero:
No. It's a decision a girl's gotta make early in life, if she's gonna be a nice girl or a c*nt.

Annette:
Ain't ya gonna ask me to sit down?

Tony Manero:
No, 'cause you would do it.

Annette:
Bet you'd ask me to lay down.

Tony Manero:
No, 'cause you would not do it.

Fusco:
You can save a little, build a future.

Tony Manero:
The hell with the future!

Fusco:
No, Tony! You can't say the hell with the future. It catches up with you and says the hell with you if you're not planned for it!

Tony Manero:
Look, tonight is the future, and I am planning for it. There's this shirt I gotta buy, a beautiful shirt.

Tony Manero:
I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm takin' it.

Fusco:
If you do, you're fired.

Tony Manero:
I'm doin' it!

Fusco:
Then you're fired!

Tony Manero:
Then f*** you, a**hole!

Fusco:
...And the horse you rode in on.

Tony Manero:
You know, you and I got the same last initial.

Stephanie Mangano:
[sarcastically] Wow. Does that mean when we get married, I won't have to change the monogram or my luggage?

Tony Manero:
Why are you such a tease?

Stephanie Mangano:
Don't you call me no goddamned tease!

[Tony Manero makes his way onto the dance floor at 2001 Odyssey, dancing with two girls]

Girl in Disco:
Kiss me.

[Tony ignores her request]

Girl in Disco:
Kiss me!

[Tony kisses her]

Girl in Disco:
Ohh, I just kissed Al Pacino!

Joey:
Hey, Tony, Double J's been in the car twenty five minutes with some chick!

Tony Manero:
So?

Joey:
So, can I get the selfish dick out!

Tony Manero:
[to Annette] These guys can't do nothin' without me.

Stephanie Mangano:
I'm sick of guys who ain't got their sh*t together.

Tony Manero:
Well, all ya need is a salad bowl, and a potato masher, [mimics stirring in a bowl] and you got your sh*t together!

Frank Manero Sr. [commenting on Tony's four dollar raise] Four dollars? You know what four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars!

Tony:
I don't see no one givin' you a raise down at unemployment.

Frank Manero Sr:
Four dollars? Sh*t!

Tony Manero:
I knew you'd piss on it. Go on, just piss on it. A raise says like you're good, you know? You know how many times someone told me I was good in my life? Two! Twice! Two times! This raise today, and dancing.. dancin' at the disco! [gets up and walks out of the room] You sure as hell never did!

Tony Manero:
Hey, you know you a**holes almost broke my finger!

Gus:
Oh yeah, you wouldn't know which one it was.

Tony Manero:
I know, my middle one.

Tony Manero:
Would ya just watch the hair? Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

Tony Manero:
Al Pacino! Attica! Attica! Attica!

Tony Manero:
There's ways of killing youself without killing yourself.

Tony Manero:
You know what, Gus? I feel like breaking your broken legs!

Tony Manero:
Couldja dig it? I knew that ya could.

Bobby C.:
My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.

Double J.:
[to a girl he just got done having sex with] What did you say your name was?

Frank Manero Jr.:
Tony, the only way you're gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you into. You let them do that and you're gonna be nothing but miserable.