Saved by the Belle

Se?orita Rita:
But my General, the fat one does not look like a spy. He looks very innocent.

Curly:
Oh, I don't know, I've been around!

Moe:
[not realizing they're about to be executed] They're gonna fire a salute in our honor!

Curly:
Hey, we want 21 guns!

Firing Squad Commandant:
Three will be sufficient.

Curly:
You know I'm temperamental.

Moe:
Yeah, 95% temper, 5% mental.

Singapore Joe:
What kind of fool do you take me for?

Curly:
Why, is there more than one kind?

Singapore Joe:
Come my friends. Eat, drink and be merry.

Curly:
Woo, woo. Where's Mary?

Singapore Joe:
I'll give them commissions in the Army.

Curly:
Commissions? Not me, straight salary or nothing!