Scarface

Tony Montana:
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Tony Montana:
What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f***in' a**holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Tony Montana:
You know what? F*** you! How about that?

Frank Lopez:
Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!

Elvira Hancock:
Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.

M.C. at Babylon Club:
Another great night here at the Babylon, right? Okay. All right! Do another gram, you'll all be babblin' on.

Tony Montana:
I'm Tony Montana! You f*** with me, you f***in' with the best!

Tony Montana:
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

Frank Lopez:
You want me to believe Omar was a stoolie because Sosa said so? You bought that line?

Bernstein:
Every day above ground is a good day.

Tony Montana:
You wanna f*** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Omar:
And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets f***ed

Tony Montana:
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Hector the Toad:
You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?

Tony Montana:
Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Elvira:
Don't toot your horn honey, you're not that good.

Tony Montana:
Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!

Immigration Officer #1:
What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman?

Tony Montana:
What the f*** is wrong with this guy, man, are you kidding me or what?

Immigration Officer #2:
Just answer the questions, Tony!

Tony Montana:
OK, no! OK? F*** no!

Tony Montana:
I never f***ed anybody over in my life that didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of sh*t up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.

Tony Montana:
Me, I want what's coming to me.

Manny:
Oh, well what's coming to you?

Tony Montana:
The world, Chico, and everything in it.

Tony Montana:
You know what capitalism is? Getting f***ed!

Tony Montana:
This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big p*ssy just waiting to get f***ed.

Tony Montana:
How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating p*ssy?

Omar:
Watch my back.

Tony Montana:
Better than your front, lemme tell you. Much easier to watch.

Alejandro Sosa:
I only tell you once. Don't f*** me, Tony. Don't you ever try to f*** me.

Alejandro Sosa:
Alberto is an expert in the disposal business.

Elvira:
Can't you stop saying f*** all the time?

Tony Montana:
Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been f***ed in a year!

Elvira:
Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I f*** is none of your business, okay?

Tony Montana:
I got ears, ya know. I hear things.

Frank Lopez:
Yeah? What do you hear about Echevierra and the Diaz brothers? What about them? What about Caspar Gomez? What is he gonna do when you start moving 2000 keys?

Tony Montana:
F*** Caspar Gomez! And f*** the f***in' Diaz brothers! F*** 'em all! I bury those cockroaches!

Immigration Officer #1:
Okay, so what do you call yourself? ¿Como se llama?

Tony Montana:
Antonio Montana. And you, what you call yourself?

Immigration Officer #1:
Where'd you learn to speak the English, Tony?

Tony Montana:
Uh, in a school. And my father, he was, uh, from the United States. Just like you, ya know? He was a Yankee. Uh, he used to take me a lot to the movies. I learn. I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney. They, they teach me to talk. I like those guys. I always know one day I'm comin' here, United States.

Mama Montana:
Who did you kill for this?

Tony Montana:
You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

Tony Montana:
Here pelican, pelican, pelican...

Tony Montana:
Dat's because ju gotcha head stuck in jo culo!

Tony Montana:
You think you can take me? You need a f***ing army if you gonna take me!

Tony Montana:
Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, f***ing, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this f***in' sh*t, looking like these rich f***ing mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a f***in' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't f*** me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a f***in' little baby with her!

Tony Montana:
You think I kill two kids and a woman? F*** that! I don't need that sh*t in my life!

Tony Montana:
You die, motherf***er!

Tony Montana:
What you think I am? What you think, I a f***in' worm, like you? I told you, man! I told you, don't f*** with me! I told you, no f***in' kids! No, but you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid f***! Look at you now.

Manny:
B*TCH! LESBIAN!

Alejandro Sosa:
Tony what happened?

Tony Montana:
Aww, Alex, we had some problems you know, your man he wouldn't listen to me so I had to cancel his f***ing contract.

Tony Montana:
You wanna waste my time, OK? You wanna play rough?

Frank Lopez:
Tony, don't kill me, please!

Tony Montana:
I ain't gonna kill you.

Frank Lopez:
Oh Christ, thank you! Thank you!

Tony Montana:
Manolo, shoot that piece of sh*t!

Tony Montana:
NOW you're talking to me, Baby.

Elvira:
Don't call me "Baby". I'm not your "Baby".

Tony Montana:
I didn't come to the United States to break my f***ing back.

Tony Montana:
Now you're talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!

Tony Montana:
Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again.

Hector the Toad:
Okay, Caracicatriz. You can die too. It makes no difference to me.

Elvira:
So do you want to dance, Frank, or do you want to sit there and have a heart attack?

Frank Lopez:
Me, dance? Hey, I think I wanna have a heart attack.

Elvira:
You know what you're becoming, Tony? You're an immigrant spick millionaire, who can't stop talking about money...

Tony Montana:
Who the f*** you calling a spick, mang? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way of the television.

Marta:
¡Quietó! ¡No te muevas, cabróncito!

Tony Montana:
The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.

Bernstein:
You can't shoot a cop!

Tony Montana:
Whoever said you was one?

Bernstein:
Wait a minute. If you let me go, I'll fix this up.

Tony Montana:
Sure, Mel. Maybe you can hand out to yourself one of those first class tickets to resurrection.

Bernstein:
F***ing punk. Son of a b*tch!

Tony Montana:
So long Mel. Have a good trip.

Bernstein:
F*** you!

Tony Montana:
Oh, that's nothing, man. That's for my sweetheart.

Elvira Hancock:
Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony.

Tony Montana:
Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?

Elvira:
No.

Gina:
You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more. I am not a baby anymore. I'll do what I wanna do. I'll see whoever I wanna see. And if I wanna f*** 'em, Tony, then I'll f*** 'em!

Frank Lopez:
Elvira! Baby! Where've you been? It's 10:00 honey I'm starving!

Elvira:
You're always hungry, you should try starving.

Tony Montana:
Look at that: a junkie... I got a junkie for a wife... Her womb is so polluted... I can't even have a f***ing little baby with her!

Manolo Ray:
C'mon Tony...

Elvira Hancock:
You son of a b*tch!... you f***!...

Elvira Hancock:
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! What makes you so much better than me? What do you do? Kill people? Deal your drugs? Real contribution to human history Tony! What makes you think you can be a father? You don't even know how to be a good husband!

Tony Montana:
You know what your problem is... pussycat?

Elvira:
What's my problem Tony?

Tony Montana:
You got nothing to do in your life meng!

Omar Suarez:
What's with this dishwasher, chico?

Omar Suarez:
Don't he think we could've got some other space cadet to hit Rebenga cheaper, too? Fifty bucks.

Tony Montana:
Then why didn't you? And don't be callin' me no f***in' dishwasher, or I'll kick you f***in' monkey ass!

Tony Montana:
Hey, Frank, you're a piece of sh*t.

Frank Lopez:
What are you talking about?

Tony Montana:
You know what I'm taking about about, you f***ing cockroach.

Frank Lopez:
You know what a chazzer is?

Tony Montana:
No, Frank, you tell me. What is a chazzer?

Frank Lopez:
It's a Yiddish word for "pig." See, the guy, he wants more than what he needs. He don't fly straight no more.

Tony Montana:
Hey, how'd you like that? Huh? You f***in' maricon! Hey!

Alejandro Sosa:
I told you a long time ago you f***ing little monkey not to F*** ME!

You're a piece of sh*t Frank

I want what's coming to me. What's coming to you, man? The world, chico, and everything in it

The eyes,chico.

They never lie.

Tony Montana:
You a communist? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baah! Baah!

Immigration Officer #3:
I don't have to listen to this bullshit!

Tony Montana:
You wanna work eight, ten f***ing hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got f***ing octopus coming out of my f***ing ears. I got the f***in' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I'm no f***in' criminal, man. I'm no puta or thief. I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my f***in' human rights, now! [slams desk] Just like the President Jimmy Carter says. Okay?

Immigration Officer #1:
Carter should see this human right. He's really good. What do you say, Harry?

Immigration Officer #3:
I don't believe a word of this sh*t! They all sound the same to me. That son of a b*tch Castro is shittin' all over us. Send this bastard to Freedom Town. Let them take a look at him. Get him outta here.

Tony Montana:
You know somethin'? You can send me anywhere. Here, there, this, that; it don't matter. There's nothing you can do to me that Castro has not done. Nothing!

Manny:
We can be outta this place in 30 days, not only that, we got a green card and a job in Miami. Now are we made or we made, man?

Tony Montana:
What do we gotta do? Go to Cuba and hit The Beard, or what?

Manny:
Nah, man. Someone else.

Tony Montana:
You kidding?

Manny:
No.

Tony Montana:
You're not kidding?

Manny:
Guy named Rebenga, man. Emilio Rebenga.

Tony Montana:
Rebenga? Coño, I know that name!

Manny:
Yeah?

Tony Montana:
He's political.

Manny:
Well, he's coming in here today. Castro just sprung him. This guy was one of the top dogs for Fidel in the early days. But Castro felt like he couldn't trust him anymore and threw him in jail. But while he was on top, he tortured a few guys to death. One of the guy's brothers is a rich guy in Miami now. He wants the favor repaid. That's where we come in. [Camera focuses on a beaureaucratic man entering the camp looking paranoid]

Tony Montana:
(He's/ It's) ugly man.

Manny:
Yeah!

Tony Montana:
You tell your guys in Miami, your friend, it'd be a pleasure. You know, I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

[After Manny follows Rebenga through a tent in a camp uprising, Tony ambushes Rebenga with a knife when he leaves the other way]

Tony Montana:
Rebenga! From a friend you f***ed!

Frank:
Lesson number one: Don't underestimate... the other guy's greed! [laughs]

Elvira Hancock:
Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.

Frank:
That's right. Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply. 'Course, not everyone follows the rules, huh? [glares at Elvira]

Tony Montana:
Hey, coño, what is your problem? You got a problem? You're good-looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been f***ed in a year!

Elvira Hancock:
Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I f*** is none of your business, okay?

Tony Montana:
Now you're talking to me, baby. That I like. Keep it coming.

Elvira Hancock:
Don't call me "baby"! I'm not your baby.

Tony Montana:
Not yet, but you gotta give me some time.

Elvira Hancock:
Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever f***.

Frank Lopez:
No, Tony, no, don't kill me, please! [crying]

Tony Montana:
I won't kill you.

Frank Lopez:
Oh Christ, thank you!

Tony Montana:
Get off my foot.

Frank Lopez:
Thank you! Thank you! [Tony looks at Manny]

Tony Montana:
Manolo, shoot that piece of sh*t! [Manny points his gun at Frank]

Frank Lopez:
What? No. No! NO! [gets shot]

[Tony sits down]

Tony Montana:
Every dog has his day, huh, Mel?

Bernstein:
I told him. It didn't make any sense, clipping you when we had you working for us. He wouldn't listen. He got hot tonight, about the broad, you know? He f***ed up.

Tony Montana:
You too, Mel. You f***ed up.

Bernstein:
Don't go too far, Tony.

Tony Montana:
I'm not, Mel. You are. [shoots Bernstein in the gut]

Bernstein:
F***... You can't shoot a cop!

Tony Montana:
Whoever said you was one?

Bernstein:
Wait a minute! If you let me go, I'll fix this up.

Tony Montana:
Sure, Mel. Maybe you can handle yourself one of them first class tickets to the Resurrection.

Bernstein:
F***ing punk! Son of a b*tch!

Tony Montana:
So long, Mel. Have a good trip.

Bernstein:
F*** YOU! [Tony shoots him in the heart]

Tony Montana:
You know what your problem is, pussycat?

Elvira Hancock:
What is my problem, Tony?

Tony Montana:
You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don't you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepers, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to f*** you, I'll tell you that.

Elvira Hancock:
Don't toot your horn, honey, you're not that good.

Tony Montana:
Oh yeah? Frank was better huh?

Elvira Hancock:
You're an a**hole! [storms off]

Tony Montana:
Where are you going? Come here! Coño! Hey, Elvi! I was kidding. I was only kidding!

Tony Montana:
Your guy Alberto, he's a piece of sh*t, you know? I told him to do something. He didn't listen to me, so I had to cancel his f***ing contract.

Alejandro Sosa:
My partners and I are pissed off, Tony.

Tony Montana:
That's okay, no big deal. There's other Albertos, you know? We do it next month.

Alejandro Sosa:
No, Tony, you can't do that. They found what was under the car, Tony. Now our friend has got security up the ass, and the heat is gonna come hard on my partners and me. There's not gonna be a next time, you f***ing dumb cocksucker! You blew it!

Tony Montana:
Hey, take it easy when to talk to me, okay?

Alejandro Sosa:
I told you a long time ago, you f***ing little monkey, not to f*** me!

Tony Montana:
Hey, hey, who the f*** you think you're talking to, huh? You wanna f*** with me?! Who the f*** you think I am, your f***ing bellboy? Come on, you wanna go to war, we take you to war, okay?

Mel:
"Why do you have the cast listed as Paul Muni, Ann Dvorak, Karen Morley, George Raft on your site?"

Tony from quotes dot net:
"Because we don't know what we're doing! Have a good trip!"

Tony:
I want everything thats coming to me.

Manolo:
And whats that?

Tony:
The world chico , and everything in it.

Tony Montana:
This is paradise. This is paradise, I'm tellin' you. This town's like a great big p*ssy just waitin' to get f***ed. I'm tellin' you. I shoulda come here 10 years ago. I'd have been a millionaire by this time. By this time, I'd have had my own boat, my own car, my own golf course.

Tony Montana:
Okay, Sosa. YOU WANNA F*** WITH ME?! You f***ing with the best! You wanna f*** with me? Okay. Okay, you little cockroaches... come on! You wanna play games? Okay, I can play with you. Come on! Okay, YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?! Okay! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Tony Montana:
[shouting defiantly after being shot several times] Hey, how'd you like that? Huh? You f***in' maricón! Hey, cockroaches! You think you can take me?! You need a f***in' army if you're gonna take me! You hear?! C'mon! I'll take you all to f***in' Hell! Come on! Come on! Come to me! Okay! Who you think you f***in' with? I'm Tony Montana! You f*** with me, you f***in' with the best! [while being shot repeatedly] Come on! I'm still standin', huh! F***! Come on! Go ahead! I'll take your f***in' bullet! Come on! I'll take your f***in' bullets! You think you can kill me with bullets?! I'll take your f***in' bullets! Go ahead!

Tony Montana:
[while watching news on TV] I know that but you know why, Vic? 'Cause you got your head in your culo. That's why. That f***ing guy; he never tells the truth. That motherf***er!

Tony Montana:
Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Tony Montana:
Do you know what a chazzer is, Frank? That's a pig that can't fly straight!

Tony Montana:
[after killing Frank and Mel] You want a job, Ernie?