Scooby Doo, Where Are You!

[repeated line]

Assorted villains:
...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Shaggy:
Scooby-Doo! Where are you?

Scooby Doo:
Over here!

Velma:
There's a very logical explanation for all this.

Shaggy:
Quick, tell me.

Velma:
The place is haunted.

Shaggy:
Thanks a lot.

[first lines]

Fred:
Hey, there it is, gang! Franken Castle! The only castle ever imported stone by stone from Transylvania.

Big Bob Oakley:
Yes, and I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for these blasted kids and their dog.

[last lines]

Shaggy:
Huh? Scooby, I always knew you were a little batty!

Scooby Doo:
[laughs] Scooby Dooby Doo!

[first lines]

Daphne:
Ooh, wow! They sure picked a creepy enough place to read a will.

Cosgood Creeps:
I am Cosgood Creeps, attorney of the late Col. Sanders. My partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight.

Shaggy:
Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.

Fred:
Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a phantom shadow.

Shaggy:
Like, all that's missing is a spooky organ.

[an organ begins to play]

Velma Dinkley:
It's not missing anymore!

Velma:
I told you I'd save you.

Shaggy:
Great, but next time please don't do me any favors.

Velma:
That's funny. If he's a phantom shadow, how come he leaves footprints?

Shaggy:
Dirty feet?

Cousin Slicker:
Ten o'clock and I suggest we all turn in.

Shaggy:
Yeah, but into what?

[reading the message on the mirror]

Velma:
It says, "The first is gone, the rest will go, unless you leave the island and ROW! ROW! ROW!" Signed the Phantom Shadow.

[last lines]

Shaggy:
Zoinks! A floating haunted bone!

Scooby Doo:
Bone?

Velma:
I guess haunted bones are one thing Scooby's not scared of.

Scooby Doo:
Scooby-Doo!

[first lines]

Max the Midget:
[riding a tandem bicycle with Samson] Hey, what's happening?

Samson the Strongman:
Watch it! We're gonna fall!

Max the Midget:
I can't control it!

[last lines]

Velma:
[applauding Scooby and Shaggy] What an act! It's great!

Fred:
What a pair of hams! They're a riot!

[hypnotising Daphne]

Ghost Clown:
You will pay attention for a time and soon your thoughts shall be mine. Watch the pretty coin of gold and you will do as you are told.

Daphne:
Shaggy, sometimes I think you'd rather eat pizza pie than solve a mystery.

Shaggy:
Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie?

Scooby Doo:
Rizza rie!

Velma:
There's a very logical explanation for all this.

Shaggy:
Quick. Tell me.

Velma:
The place is haunted!

Shaggy:
Thanks a lot!

[first lines]

The Professor:
This is the mummy of Anka, once the most feared ruler of Ancient Egypt.

The Mummy:
Coin! Coin!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! It's the creepy coin collector again!

[last lines]

Fred:
Well, gang, I guess that wraps up the mystery. And the mummy, too.

Scooby Doo:
Scooby Dooby Doo!

Shaggy:
[seeing him enter with something in his mouth] It's Scooby Doo with a shoe.

[first lines]

Shaggy:
You sure nobody wants a sandwich?

Velma:
I'm getting worried. We haven't seen hide nor long hair of Shaggy or Scooby.

Henry Bascomb:
And I'd a-done it, too, if you kids hadn't a-come along.

[last lines]

Scooby Doo:
Aw, Scooby Doo!

[first lines]

Shaggy:
Say, Scooby, kind of a spooky night, huh?

[last lines]

Velma:
Like I said before, what a ham!

Scooby Doo:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
Help, get me out of this pot!

[first lines]

Shaggy:
Some fishing trip this turned out to be. Like not even a nibble.

Shaggy:
[opens a deck box] Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here!

[He sees the zombie]

Shaggy:
And look what they're attached to!

Shaggy:
[pops out of a sack and hands money to the zombie] Here, double ugly, go buy yourself a new face.

[last lines]

Velma:
That's one fish story no one will believe.

Scooby Doo:
Scooby Doo!