Scorchers

Bear:
[In the bar] How was your night?

Thais:
[Playing Prostitute] Long, hot and sticky [Sits down at bar] My feet are killing me!

Howler:
Your feet?

Thais:
[In the bar] Preacher is one of my charity cases

Howler:
[Surprised] How many charity cases have you got?

Thais:
Two [Winks at Bear]

Bear:
Thais!

Howler:
Oh!... Oh!... Ah... Can I be a charity case?

Thais:
No!

Howler:
Oh! Please, please, please!

Splendid:
[On consummation night, talking about her virginity] I can't just stay shut up like an oyster for 20 years and then just jump on top of the bed and spread my legs like a toll bridge.

Jumper:
Don't talk that way.

Splendid:
I'm not a garage door!