Secret Insanity

Matt Harper:
[surprised to see Victor] Victor.

Victor Poe:
Sorry if I disturbed you Mr. Harper.

Matt Harper:
Please, call me Matt.

Victor Poe:
[Victor flashes a dead rabbit to Matt's face] I shot it this morning... And, um, uh, well maybe you and the misses might wanna eat it for dinner.

Matt Harper:
[repulsed] It's very nice of you Victor; but see Caroline is a vegetarian, so...

Victor Poe:
Huh?

Matt Harper:
She doesn't eat meat.

Victor Poe:
Oh yeah, I heard about those people. Poor Mrs. Harper, just knowing that she can kick the bucket any time, just cause she eats a piece of meat. That must be awful!

Matt Harper:
[surprised by Victor's theory] Ah, um, you're right. It's a real drag sometimes, especially at the restaurant.

Victor Poe:
[hesitating] Um, I guess I could eat it myself. Or I could give it to my dogs.

Matt Harper:
Sure Victor, do that.

Victor Poe:
[Victor turns to leave] Okay, gotta go.

Matt Harper:
Thanks anyway Victor. [Matt shuts the door]