She's All That

Zach Siler:
She kinda blew me off.

Mackenzie Siler:
I like her already.

Laney Boggs:
What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?

Dean Sampson:
She's an institution. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to nail her.

Preston:
Basically she's you, with tits.

Laney Boggs:
I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman... except for the whole hooker thing.

Laney Boggs:
Am I a bet? Am I a F***ING BET?

Dean Sampson:
Is that a no?

Laney Boggs:
That's a hell no.

Zach Siler:
What was that?

Laney Boggs:
I was busy.

Zach Siler:
Yeah, busy wiggin'.

Laney Boggs:
I did not wig.

Zach Siler:
Oh, there was major wiggage.

Taylor Vaughan:
(spilling drink on Laney) Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.

Laney Boggs:
Thank you.

Taylor Vaughan:
Excuse me?

Laney Boggs:
Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.

Taylor Vaughan:
Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that. Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

Laney Boggs:
There are children in Mexico who have been up for three hours making shirts for corporate America.

Mackenzie Siler:
So who's the lucky rebound skank?

Mackenzie Siler:
When was the last time you tweezed?

Laney Boggs:
What?

Mackenzie Siler:
I mean your eyebrows.

Laney Boggs:
Never, why?

Mackenzie Siler:
Ever watch Sesame Street?

Laney Boggs:
Yeah.

Mackenzie Siler:
You know Bert?

Laney Boggs:
Screw the dolphins.

Jesse Jackson:
A guy tried that last year, banned from Sea World for life.

Zach Siler:
This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.

Taylor Vaughan:
You didn't think you became popular for real, did you?... oh, you did... that's so sweet.

Zach Siler:
Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

Zach Siler:
All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.

Taylor Vaughan:
Careful of what? Ok I could win this thing in flourescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Ok? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a GOD DAMN legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a b*tch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?

Katie:
God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech

Brock Hudson:
It's not about disrespect, it's just gas.

Zach Siler:
Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.

Dean Sampson:
One second, you're Zach Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zach Siler, b*tch-boy.

Jesse Jackson:
I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.

Mackenzie Siler:
I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.

Zach Siler:
So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to...

Zach Siler:
...embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

Taylor Vaughan:
Jump up my ass Zach.

Zach Siler:
Been there, done that.

Zach Siler:
So, can I have the last dance?

Laney Boggs:
No, you can have the first.

Zach Siler:
Has anyone see Taylor?

Chandler:
What?

Zach Siler:
You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.

Dean Sampson:
Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

Laney Boggs:
Sir, have you reached a decision?

Elderly:
Yes I have. Supersize my balls.

Laney Boggs:
Who the HELL would nominate me?

Brock Hudson:
You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star "Road Rules" and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.

Zach Siler:
Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?"

Taylor Vaughan:
What kind of a name is "Zach?" Ok, Brock is from "The Real World."

Zach Siler:
What? Like Resceda?

Taylor Vaughan:
No, "The Real World,", LA, second season, hello?

Zach Siler:
The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.

Girl #2:
My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.

Taylor:
Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

Laney:
Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?

Simon:
Give me a couple of minutes.

Laney:
Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

Dean:
His dad owns Harrison Ford.

Laney:
The actor?

Dean:
No, the car dealership.

Mackenzie:
Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.

Laney:
What do you have in mind?

Mackenzie:
Well, I have an idea.

Laney:
What kind of idea?

Mackenzie:
...You'd really have to trust me.

Melissa:
He spoke to me!

Girl #2:
He called you Connie!

Melissa:
So?

Girl #2:
Your name is Melissa!

Laney:
Stalking is illegal in all 50 states[1]

Mackenzie:
When was the last time you tweezed?

Laney:
What?

Mackenzie:
I mean your eyebrows.

Laney:
Never, why?

Mackenzie:
Ever watch Sesame Street?

Laney:
Yeah.

Mackenzie:
You know Bert?