She Done Him Wrong

Lady Lou:
Hello there, warm, dark and handsome.

Lady Lou:
Why don't you come up some time and see me?

Lady Lou:
Diamonds is my career.

Lady Lou:
It was a toss up between whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

Lady Lou:
When a woman goes wrong, the men go right after her.

Captain Cummings:
Haven't you ever had a man who made you happy?

Lady Lou:
Sure, lots of times.

Captain Cummings:
Well, surely you don't mind my holding your hand?

Lady Lou:
It ain't heavy - I can hold it myself.

Lady Lou:
Yes, I wasn't always rich.

Pearl:
No?

Lady Lou:
No, there was a time I didn't know where my next husband was coming from.

Captain Cummings:
You bad girl.

Lady Lou:
Mmm, you'll find out.

Frances Kelly:
You know, ever since I sang that song it's been haunting me.

Rag Time Kelly:
It SHOULD haunt you: You murdered it.

Serge Stanieff:
I am delighted. I have heard so much about you.

Lady Lou:
Yeah, but you can't prove it.

Serge Stanieff:
I swear I shall make you happy. I shall die to make you happy.

Lady Lou:
Mmm, but you wouldn't be much use to me dead.

Lady Lou:
Come up again - any time.

Serge Stanieff:
I shall, then I hope you will be alone.

Lady Lou:
So do I, warm, dark and handsome.

Captain Cummings:
I'm sorry you think more of your diamonds than you do of your soul.

Lady Lou:
I'm sorry you think more of my soul than you do of my diamonds.

Gus Jordan:
So you met a man who wouldn't fall for you, eh?

Lady Lou:
Who wants him to fall? Why he'd be the kind the woman'd have to marry to get rid of.

Russian Rita:
My pin! What do you mean by taking my pin?

Lady Lou:
I didn't take your pin, he gave it to me.

Russian Rita:
Well, I want it back right now!

Lady Lou:
You try and get it. I wouldn't give you this here thing now for spite. If you asked me for it the right way you coulda had it. I got all the rocks I want, but I'll keep this here thing now to remember you by.

Dan Flynn:
She sure is a handsome girl, Gus. I wonder you don't get jealous, all the men are so crazy about her.

Gus Jordan:
Well, I do get kind of mad at the attention some of them show her. But it ain't bad, havin' a girl that all the men are after. Shows I must be pretty good, eh, Flynn?

Sally:
How did you know there was a man?

Lady Lou:
There always is. It takes two to get one in trouble.

Pearl:
What I means is, you ain't never been in the circumstances where the wolf came to your door.

Lady Lou:
The wolf at my door? Why, I remember when he came right into my room and had pups.

Lady Lou:
What was he? Married?

Sally:
Yes, but I didn't know.

Lady Lou:
Makes no difference to me whether you did or not. Men's all alike, married or single. It's their game. I happen to be smart enough to play it their way. You'll come to it.

Pearl:
He ain't like the other men you done made history of.

Lady Lou:
No, that's what makes him kinda interestin'. Wouldn't hurt me any to have a new kind of man added to my record, would it?

Pearl:
Goodness me, Miss Lou.

Lady Lou:
I always did like a man in a uniform. That one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me? I'm home every evening.

Lady Lou:
You said I had a soul. I looked for it, but I didn't find it.

Misquoted or Misattributed:
Is that a bannana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?