Shirley Valentine

Shirley Valentine:
It's a good job we're not having soup, or else I'd put me head in it and drown meself.

Shirley Valentine:
I think sex is like supermarkets, you know, overrated. Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end.

Shirley Valentine:
I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket. She's that type, Gillian, you know. If you've got a headache, she's got a brain tumor.

Shirley Valentine:
I'm not sayin' he's bad, my fella. He's just no bleedin' good.

Shirley Valentine:
That's right Millandra. I'm goin' to Greece for the sex. Sex for breakfast, sex for dinner, sex for tea, and sex for supper.

Van Driver:
Sounds like a marvelous diet, luv!

Shirley Valentine:
It is! Have you never heard of it ? It's called the F plan.

Young Shirley Valentine:
Well, tickle my tits 'til Friday!

Shirley Valentine:
I mean, most fellas ya know, they've got no idea how to talk to a woman, no. They think they have to take over the conversation. I mean with most fellas if you say something like, like my favorite season's autumn, they go oh oh my favorite season's spring and then you've got 10 minutes of them talkin about why they like spring and you weren't talkin about spring, you were talkin about autumn. So what do you do. You talk about what they want to talk about, or you dont talk at all, or you wind up talking to yourself.

Costas Caldes:
No?

Shirley Valentine:
No. They think they have to take over the conversation. I mean with most fellas if you say something like, like my favorite season's autumn, they go oh oh my favorite season's spring and then you've got 10 minutes of them talkin about why they like spring and you weren't talkin' about spring, you were talkin' about autumn. So what do you do. You talk about what they want to talk about, or you don't talk at all, or you wind up talking to yourself.

Shirley Valentine:
Aw God, oh, Jane, I look like the back end of a tram smash.

Shirley Valentine:
Jane divoced her husband. I never knew him, it was before I met her. Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman. Honest to God, the milkman ! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea.

Shirley Valentine:
So, just think how exciting it'll be if for once you had it at a quarter past six. It'd make headlines. "World exclusive: Joe eats late."

Costas Caldes:
Boat is boat, f*** is f***.

"Don't talk to me about the English because while the Greek's were building roads and city's and temples we were running around in loincloths ploughing up to earth with the arse bone of a giraffe "????

You're a bloodhound. If God wanted you to be vegetarian he's have made you a nut-rissole hound.

I wanna make f*** with you