Shoot in Any Direction and You'll Hit a Bastard

Archimedes of Syracuse:
That's the thing about a skunk. Once you see the stripes, you know something's gonna stink.

Colonel Leviathan Briggs:
Now Archi, I don't care if you hung him from a palm tree on Ash Wednesday or an ash tree on Palm Sunday. I'm here about an entirely different matter all together. I'm looking for the five hundred dollars that was on his person at the time of his departure.

Archimedes of Syracuse:
Looks like you came all the way out here for nothing Colonel. So why don't you just move along before my next bullet goes through your forehead.

Archimedes of Syracuse:
You've got a real bad habit Colonel.

Colonel Leviathan Briggs:
What's that?

Archimedes of Syracuse:
Breathing.