Shorts

Cole Black:
Hey metalmouth! Got another date with the trashcan.

Toe Thompson:
That's it! Say hello to my little friend!

Toe Thompson:
What's wrong with me?

Cole Black:
What's wrong with you? Oh buddy where do I begin?

Helvetica Black:
Shall we do this?

Toe Thompson:
I just realized something. I know why you have them beat up on me everyday.

Helvetica Black:
'Cause I hate you?

Toe Thompson:
Because you love me. That's right isn't it? We're both outsiders, We're both ignored, we both have railroad tracks for braces. we're lonely and boring and always getting in trouble because we have nothing else better to do.So, you're head-over-heels in love with me and that makes you furious! Am I right?

Helvetica Black:
How about... NO!

Helvetica Black:
How'd you like your braces up your nose? [Toe smiles. No braces on his teeth] Your braces! Where are they?

Toe Thompson:
Up my nose.

Laser:
[about the telephone] Change your head back Loogie.

Loogie:
This has certain advantages.

Laser:
What advantages?

Loogie:
[the phone rings. Loogie turns his head and there is a pickup sound] Hello?

Laser:
[Laser smacks his forehead exaggeratedly]

Loogie:
All right, I wish the phone was gone. [the phone disappears from Loogie's head]

Loogie:
I'm tired of video games and i'm bored with TV. Let's do something.

Laser:
We been through this before. There's nothing else to do. Come play video games with us we need a third person.

Loogie:
[Loogie starting to smile] Let's go an outdoor adventure.

Lug:
[getting the remote] There's a huge thunderstorm. Look.

Laser:
Hey she has a rock just like ours.

Lug:
That is ours, you dummy.

Lug:
[to Loogie] Your hands on the wrong hands!