Shriek of the Mutilated

Karl:
Is something wrong, Tom?

Tom:
Nothing a good stomach pump wouldn't cure.

Station Attendant:
Sonny boy, I make it a practice never to interfere with folks when they're bound and determined to get someplace. Cause no matter what I say, they're bound to get there, and they're bound to get what they went there for. May not make much sense to you; makes sense to me.

Laughing Crow:
Mr. Henshaw... white meat or dark?