Shrooms

Bluto:
Hello.

The Cow:
Well, well, well.

Bluto:
You can talk!

The Cow:
That's cause you're outta your mind.

Bluto:
You see a girl?

The Cow:
She went that way.

Bluto:
Thanks. [Starts to run off]

The Cow:
Wouldn't do that if I were you.

Bluto:
Why not?

The Cow:
You know you're f***ed.

Bluto:
[laughs] Yeah, I know.

The Cow:
I mean dead f***ed.

Bluto:
Well, you're just a f***ing cow.

The Cow:
A f***ing cow that can f***ing talk.

Bluto:
I gotta go.

The Cow:
Yeah. Bye bye.

Jake:
[greeting his friends at the airport] C?ad m?le f?ilte, you Yankee junkie motherf***ers!