Silent Night, Deadly Night 2

Ricky Caldwell:
You're good doc, real good. But I know all the moves, I could squash you like a bug.

Henry Bloom:
You don't frighten me, Ricky.

Ricky Caldwell:
Not yet.

Ricky Caldwell:
[about to shoot a man carrying a garbage can] Garbage day!

Loudmouth in Theater:
Let's go, start the movie! Mooovie, mooovie!

Jennifer Statson:
I hate you Ricky! I hate you!

Ricky Caldwell:
Punish!

Jennifer Statson:
[gulps] Uh-oh.

Ricky Caldwell:
My old lady couldn't afford to send me to college. So I got a job. I was washing dishes, dumping trash... all that sort of sh*t. I think you're gonna like this next part. It sounded like some squirrel getting his nuts squeezed.

Ricky Caldwell:
What did you say this movie was about again?

Jennifer Statson:
Oh, it's great. It's about this guy who dresses up like Santa Claus and kills people.

Ricky Caldwell:
What?

[first lines]

Henry Bloom:
Hello, Ricky. I'm your court appointed therapist. My name is Dr. Henry Bloom. You can call me Henry, or if you want, you can just call me Doc.

Ricky Caldwell:
F*** off... Doc!

Henry Bloom:
I'm not one for games Ricky. I'm a professional. My time is very valuable.

Ricky Caldwell:
Oh? And mine isn't?

Henry Bloom:
Your time is running out son. I'm your last chance.

Ricky Caldwell:
Oh yeah?

Henry Bloom:
Yeah.

Ricky Caldwell:
Well, what makes you think you can bullshit your way into my head? Like every other pencil-neck piece of sh*t!

Ricky Caldwell:
That bastard. He left us out there to die!

Henry Bloom:
That was so long ago. How could you possibly remember all that?

Ricky Caldwell:
Because... I was there. You know, I don't like your attitude, Bloom!

Henry Bloom:
My attitude is not the issue here, Mr. Caldwell.

Ricky Caldwell:
Oh yeah, I forgot. You in a hurry, Doc? Am I wasting your valuable time?

Ricky Caldwell:
It was something to see. Cops stopping Santas everywhere from here to the state line. But that didn't matter to Billy. He knew the roads, the shortcuts. He knew exactly where he was going, and nothing was going to stop him!

[young Ricky has run over Paula's abusive boyfriend with a car]

Paula:
Thank you.

Henry Bloom:
Tell me about Jennifer.

Ricky Caldwell:
Eat sh*t!

Mother Superior:
Richard, are you there? You come and face me! Richard, I am not afraid of you. You are weak, just like your brother. And like your brother, you must be punished!

[Ricky enters. Mother Superior brandishes a knife]

Ricky Caldwell:
You're looking well.

Mother Superior:
I am your Mother Superior, and I raised you from a child! I order you to put that weapon down and take your punishment!

Ricky Caldwell:
No more punishment.

Mother Superior:
You are being very, very naughty!

Ricky Caldwell:
Naughty this!

[swings his axe at Mother Superior]

Loser:
Hey, what the Hell is all that noise out there?

Ricky Caldwell:
[shoots him] Motherf***er.

Ricky Caldwell:
You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead.

Henry Bloom:
[after Ricky has told the story of how he killed a loan shark] Why in the hell is there no mention of these incidents in my notes? Oh, my god! The State Review Board will certainly find out my opinions on...

[wipes his face with a handkerchief, then realises it has a red pattern embroidered in it, which would cause Ricky to go crazy. He quickly hides it away]

Henry Bloom:
Well, we've covered a lot of ground today.

Ricky Caldwell:
You didn't think...

Henry Bloom:
Certainly more than I...

Ricky Caldwell:
I was going to let him get away with it.

Henry Bloom:
Anticipated...

Ricky Caldwell:
Did you, Doc? No way! Too many people get away with that kind of sh*t.

[looks up to the heavens]

Ricky Caldwell:
Punishment!

Henry Bloom:
Discipline.

Ricky Caldwell:
You're really starting to get to me, Doc.

Henry Bloom:
Then tell me about Jennifer.

Ricky Caldwell:
Eat sh*t!

Ricky Caldwell:
That's enough.

Chip:
Oh, it speaks!

Ricky Caldwell:
I said, that's enough.

Chip:
Listen Bud... that's what she said when I f***er her brains out on the backseat of old Red here.

Ricky Caldwell:
[Wielding an axe] Oh Mother Superior! I've got a present for you!

Loudmouth in Theater:
[to the man sitting next to him in the theatre] This movie's so bogus. It really is. Watch this - the guy's going to go down into the basement without a flashlight. Never mind the fact that everyone else in the movie's dead! Next thing you know...

[the loudmouth looks up to see the man gone and Ricky in his place]

Ricky Caldwell:
[whispers] Shh! Naughty.

[Ricky begins to strangle the loudmouth]

[Ricky shoots the grill of a red car, causing it to flip over and explode]

Ricky Caldwell:
BINGO!