Silk

Billy:
Which one would you take on Jake?

Jake:
The thing about Niamh...

Billy:
Yeah?

Jake:
She got like, quite nice jugs.

Billy:
Ok Jake. Leaving the jugs aside.

Jake:
D'no.

Martha Costello:
I'm pregnant.

Clive Reader:
Oh... f*** me.

Martha Costello:
I did?

Clive Reader:
Sex?

Martha Costello:
Ive got a speech to make.

Clive Reader:
Not a complete no then.

Billy Lamb:
Any problems?

Martha Costello:
They dont make decent suits for women who are 14 weeks pregnant.

Martha Costello:
I don't do prosecution

Billy Lamb:
Why? You got no chums in CPS

Martha Costello:
No, I don't go drinking with Policemen!

Billy Lamb:
Aw Miss! How can you say no to a face like that?

Kate Brockman:
What about Piss Off? Is that in my list of options?

Billy Lamb:
Always

Caroline Warwick QC:
Oh Sweetie, Screw your courage to the sticking point, pop along to court and tell the old buggers that we'll be with them in five minutes. Just tell him I'm menopausal, and far too pissed off to talk to him right now.

Martha Costello QC:
Is that true?

Caroline Warwick QC:
Oh god no! I'm gasping for a fag, and so are you. We have to lean out the window or the smoke alarm goes off and you get arrested for passive manslaughter or something.