Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Proteus:
It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.

Sinbad:
See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Sinbad:
And you are?

Eris:
Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.

Sinbad:
You know, they don't do you justice.

Eris:
He's so cute. And so gullible.

Kale:
What happened down there?

Sinbad:
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Kale:
Try me.

Sinbad:
Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.

Proteus:
Do you have any idea how serious this is?

Sinbad:
Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?

Sinbad:
Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, *then* you get to blame me for it!

Kale:
Fiji?

Sinbad:
Think of the beaches!

Kale:
Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.

Sinbad:
Think of the sun!

Kale:
It's monsoon season!

Sinbad:
The women, then!

Kale:
They're cannibals there.

Sinbad:
Exactly!

Marina:
Are you sure...

Sinbad:
Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing.

Sinbad:
Who's bad? Sinbad!

Sinbad:
How can one woman do so much damage?

Marina:
Knife, please.

Sinbad:
Oh, right, like I'd give you a weapon.

Sinbad:
Whose idea was that again?

Marina:
I don't know... but he owes me lunch.

Eris:
Enough talking! Time for some screaming.

Sinbad:
She couldn't see the bird? Everyone else saw it. It's as big as the freaking ship! Marina? Marina is looking the other way.

Marina:
So, how do we get down?

Sinbad:
I don't know.

Sinbad:
I don't know yet.

Marina:
You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?

Sinbad:
Hey, if you'd rather take your chances by yourself, that can be arranged!

Sinbad:
Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon.

Sinbad:
This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.

Eris:
Don't push your luck. You're cute. You're not that cute.

Marina:
You came to rescue me?

Sinbad:
Well - yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

Sinbad:
Put a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!

Eris:
You're not thinking big enough. Steal the book for ransom and you can be rich enough to lounge on the beach of a tropical island. Steal it for me, and you can buy the beach. And the island. And the world.

Sinbad:
What is it?

Rat:
It just ends, captain. It's the edge of the world.

Jin:
Pay up. It's flat.

Sinbad:
See, in the hands of an expert, a good knife has 1,001 uses.

Sinbad:
[About a sailor on Proteus' ship who was spat up by the sea monster and kept fighting] Give that guy a raise!

Sinbad:
[in an argument with Marina] A ship is no place for a woman.

Marina:
[to Sinbad] You... you egotistical, disrespectful, pretentious, pompous, self-centered, cantankerous, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable....

Marina:
Are you crazy! I saved your life!

Marina:
[to Eris] You're wrong about him! You don't know what's in his heart!

Marina:
[to Sinbad, heartbroken] I can't watch you die! [whispers] I love you.

Eris:
[Has just impersonated Sinbad attacking the guard in charge of the Book of Peace] I love playing pretend.

Rat:
[At the edge of the world] We are going to die!

Rat:
[to Marina] Indeed, signorina. Only the most foolish of captains would dare sail through this.

[after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]

Sailors:
No Spike... Don't...

[Spike vomits]

Sailor:
Hey, where'd he get the carrots?

Sinbad:
Let's get rich!