Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

Mother Superior:
Go with God, Crispy.

Sister Mary Clarence:
We'll just call you Rita, Diva with a 'Tude.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Do you know what I hate most about this place? There is nothing to pick up and throw.

Mother Superior:
You are the perfect example of a how a sow's ear can be turned into a silk purse.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Hmm. Well, I probably wouldn't put it quite like that.

Sister Mary Robert:
The only thing the chef knows how to cook is German sausage.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Day after day, liverwurst, bratwurst, beerwurst...

Sister Mary Patrick:
It's the "worst".

Sketch Pinshum:
Eclectic...

Margaret:
What's that?

Frankie:
You plug your box in the wall and it gives you power, stupid.

Ahmal James:
Not electric, eclectic... stupid.

Sister Mary Clarence:
You, chewing that gum, you look like Mr. Ed.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Oh no, no, no... Jenny Craig, I just couldn't, thank you so much.

Sister Mary Clarence:
And you with the makeup? This is not Elizabeth Arden, miss thang. You wanna beat that mug of yours, do it at home.

Father Ignatius:
Sursum corda.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Wait a minute, what was that?

Father Ignatius:
It's Latin. It means "lift up your heart".

Sister Mary Clarence:
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "insert some quarters."

Sondra:
You can't answer any questions about... sex.

Sister Mary Patrick:
Oh, don't be so sure. You don't have to bite the donut to know it's sweet.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Hey Father Thomas, what's happenin'?

Father Thomas:
What's happening is I've been sent to deliver a message like I'm working for Western Union instead of the Roman Catholic Church.

Mr. Crisp:
Teach them how to play... soccer.

Father Maurice:
We haven't got the balls for that.

Father Maurice:
How will we ever find them?

Mr. Crisp:
That's easy, just look for the choir that looks like it just robbed a convenience store.

Mr. Crisp:
Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, father?

Sister Mary Clarence:
Hurry up, I wouldn't want any of those spiders to get in those weaves some of you are wearing, I can tell.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Congratulations, you're the new mayor of Soddom and Gommorah.

Rita Watson:
Sorry I don't have any cute stories or anidotes to tell.

Ahmal James:
"ANEC"...

Rita Watson:
Shut up, Ahmal, mind your business.

Sister Mary Clarence:
If you want to be somebody, if you want to go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Now listen, I know you've got to think about your image, cause image is important to you, because of course your friends are gonna dictate your actions through the rest of your lives, and I wouldn't want you to step away from them and become an individual, that would almost be too much!

Ahmal James:
Rumor has it that you're a Las Vegas showgirl?

Sister Mary Clarence:
Let's get one thing straight, my dear Ahmal. I am not, nor have I ever been, a Las Vegas showgirl. I am a headliner!