Six-Gun Rhythm

Spud Donovan:
Well, Tex, I've had an idea for a long time.

Tex Fletcher:
Why, Spud, I've never suspected you of having an idea.

Tex Fletcher:
[to his teammates] Spud wants to be a cowpuncher. He's gone to night school at the movies and he's learned all about being a cowboy and now he wants to ride 'em high, wide and handsome with a loud, "Whoopee!"

[Spud is riding a horse for the first time]

Tex Fletcher:
Well, how are you makin' out?

Spud Donovan:
I've got blisters where I've never had blisters before.

Tex Fletcher:
Aw, keep your chin up.

Spud Donovan:
It ain't my chin that's botherin' me. That horse trader sold me a rock crusher instead of a cayuse.

Lem Baker:
I reckon I owe you a debt of gratitude whether I like it or not.

Tex Fletcher:
Why, Lem, what quarrel have you got with me?

Lem Baker:
I've got a quarrel with any one by the name of Fletcher!

Tex Fletcher:
You either said too much or not enough. Go on.

Spud Donovan:
I've heard of razorback hogs before, but I've never heard of razorback horses.

Tex Fletcher:
Spud, we've got to be smart and the best way to out-smart the other fella is to make him think you're not smart.

Spud Donovan:
Aw, that last part will be a cinch for me.

Tex Fletcher:
You drift into town tomorrow and don't act as if you know me no matter what happens. It's brains against beef until we can spring the fireworks in the fourth quarter.

Tex Fletcher:
There's a pair of these guns exactly a like. My father gave me one and he carried the other and this one has a message for whoever is responsible for what happened to him.

Sheriff Joe:
[to Spud] I bet you were a hard-ridin' hombre - back in Jersey.

Jim Davis:
Sol Fletcher was the only man who could have organized the opposition against us and he's been patted in the face with a shovel.

Jean Harper:
I thought of you only as a singer, not a horseman.

Tex Fletcher:
Well, some singers should be horseman only.

[Spud tumbles out of the saddle after pulling his horse up sharply]

Lem Baker:
Say, do you always get off a horse thataway?

Spud Donovan:
No, only when I dismount.

[Spud collects a huge payout from a slot machine]

Henchman Bart:
Hey, Gus, the machine's out of order - it's paying off!