Sixpack Annie

Sixpack Annie Bodine:
Who in the hell taught you how to drive, Bustis?

Bustis:
Same woman that taught me to screw.

Mary Lou:
You nearly killed us both!

Bustis:
That's what she said.

Bustis:
You hear that, Long John? Come Saturday night Mary Lou is gonna be free.

Mary Lou:
Certainly not free, Bustis, but, eh, definitely not expensive.

Sheriff Waters:
Annie, you know I'm as upright as a tombstone.

Bartender:
What'll it be, miss?

Sixpack Annie Bodine:
Give me a beer in the can.

Bartender:
I can't take it to you in the can, you'll have to drink it here.

Bustis:
John can slice pie all long, if you know what I mean, Mary Lou.

Mary Lou:
All night long? Myyyyy goodness.

Mary Lou:
I was never so surprised in all my life! Two handsome boys like that, kissing! What a waste.

Sixpack Annie Bodine:
They musta had some Yankee blood in 'em. I can't imagine a couple of real Southern boys carrying on that way.

Mary Lou:
That's the truth!

Flora:
Come on, take your clothes off.

Angelo:
Eh... uh, buh... look... eh... tell me, ha- have you had a medical examination recently?

Flora:
[ironic] Would you like your family doctor to examine me?

Angelo:
Do we have time?