Sizzle and Izzle

Sizzle:
Izzle, can you hug me?

Izzle:
No, my O.D. style is more Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Whitney (Becky):
Are we thinking auto-blog posts after-the-fact, because a lot of people are going for the self-awareness vibe.

Ballistique:
We are going to make your fake internet death as painless as it actually is.

Izzle:
Hey, I like the smell of my own farts, you're gonna have to get used to it! Okay? Plus, if you move right now everyone is gonna know it was me.

Sizzle:
It is actually kinda good. Can you fart again?

Izzle:
You know how much money matters to me more than our relationship!

Sizzle:
You know once I start poppin' the poon I'm not stopping any time soon.