Skinnyfat

Chaz:
I want hipbones so sharp I can trim hedges as I walk by!

Chaz:
Do you want to go on an eating disorder with me?

Davy:
Sure, what are our options?

Chaz:
I hear bulimia's making a huge comeback.

Davy:
Too much work.

Chaz:
And expensive. Let's just starve ourselves.

Grace Landers:
In today's world, zero calories just isn't enough. The diet version has negative calories. It actually removes calories from your bloodstream!