Slash/Up

Rob:
F***. My. Life.

Rob:
[to Roxanne] Oh, hey, I didn't mean rematch as in, like, trying to have sex with you because that would be objectifying women and that's wrong. Give it to me straight. Do I have a shot or not?

Sarah Connor:
[to Rob] Come with me if you wanna live.

Rob:
[to Jason] Oh man! Where did all these naked girls come from? Better come get me! I'm smoking reefer and engaging in premarital sex!

Rob:
Who the hell is that?

Sarah Connor:
That's Uncle Bob.

Rob:
Uncle Bob?

Terminator:
We should go.

Rob:
What? Why?

Terminator:
He'll be back.