Slippery Silks

Fat Fashion Show Guest:
[seeing one fashion called "The Hunt"] I think I'd look stunning in that riding habit.

Curly:
[whispers to Moe] I think there'd be trouble figuring out which one was the horse.

Larry:
[once told they inherited their uncle's gown shop] Water... give me water. [a car drives by and splashes all three of them]

Moe:
Water you had to have, eh? [slaps Larry]

Morgan Morgan:
Are you sure this work will be in competent hands?

Curly:
Soitenly, we're all incompetent

Curly:
[Moe pinches Larry's nose with scissors] He looks like a V-8.

Curly:
[after having nails pulled out of his rear end] You must have left some of them in me.

Moe:
Just a few little ones, you need some iron. [Moe hammers a nail in deeper]

Moe:
This idea's been in my head since I was 10 years old.

Curly:
Oh, sorta aged in the wood.