Smokey and the Bandit II

Junior:
You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?

Buford T. Justice:
Why don't YOU move down here?

Junior:
Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home, that's a promise.

Buford T. Justice:
Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!

Buford T. Justice:
Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?

Junior:
When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

Junior:
Daddy, I got to pee-pee.

Buford T. Justice:
Swallow it. I'm busy!

Carrie:
Let's face it, Sinatra sang "My Way" and you sang "Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial".

Junior:
Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator

Buford T. Justice:
That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.

Buford T. Justice:
Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.

Junior:
You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company.

Buford T. Justice:
Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.