Snoops

Det. Greg McCormack:
Dana, you can't sing.

Dana Plant:
I can sing.

Det. Greg McCormack:
Let's say for the sake of argument you can. You certainly don't do it in a way that would make a man attracted to you.

[re:
the "Nipple Cam"]

Glenn Hall:
This bothers you, doesn't it?

Dana Plant:
I just can't believe technology has made it all the way to second base.

Roberta Young:
By the by, I do know who I'm dealing with. [snatches the lawyer's toupee] This goes in escrow.

Politician guy:
I'm sure she's a very nice woman.

Dana Plant:
But you never bothered to call her after. That's rich!

Glenn Hall:
Dana.

Dana Plant:
Glenn?

[Glenn shows Dana the "Nipple Cam"]

Dana Plant:
Those have cameras in them?

Glenn Hall:
Digital - and perky, too.

Dana Plant:
Greg used to call it my "Hidden Temple".

Glenn Hall:
Wow. You really didn't put out much, did you?

Dana Plant:
My heart, Glenn. He said my heart was my "Hidden Temple".

Glenn Hall:
He's definitely a killer. Look at those eyes.

Dana Plant:
Oh, here we go, the eyes again.

Glenn Hall:
That was a put down. We don't do put downs here.

Dana Plant:
You called him a murderer.

Glenn Hall:
I meant each other. We don't put down each other.

[Roberta and Glenn are fighting]

Dana Plant:
Can't we all just get along?

Glenn Hall:
Oh, listen to police woman, here. First, you gotta beat up Rodney King. Now, you're stealing his lines.

Mr. Bench:
[over the security monitor] Thanks for putting in a good word. He hired me.

Dana Plant:
[to Glenn] You recommended Bench as an attorney?

Glenn Hall:
Sure. I hired you as a detective.