Snow White and the Three Stooges

Queen:
[to Count Oga] You needn't make it sound as if I enjoy annihilating children. I only do it when it's... unavoidable.

[hawking an all-purpose "medicine" called Yuk]

Moe:
Become the envy of your friends. Surprise your wife. You, lady, grow a beard and surprise your husband!

[The Stooges come upon Snow White sleeping in the Seven Dwarves' cottage]

Curly-Joe:
The dwarves must lend this place to everybody.

Moe:
You can count on us.

Larry:
Come what may.

Curly-Joe:
Ad infinitum.

Curly-Joe:
I wish there were more of us. And prettier.

Moe:
At ease, young man.

Larry:
Salutations.

Curly-Joe:
Ad infinitum.

Snow White:
[to the Stooges] I love you just as you are, all three of you.

Larry:
Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces.

Snow White:
Aren't you going to kiss my hand?

Curly-Joe:
I always say it with flowers. [gives her a flower]

Snow White:
Only one?

Curly-Joe:
I get tongue-tied.

Moe:
[to the Prince] You're better than we ever were.

Curly-Joe:
Yeah, but he cheats... he's got brains!

Head Cook:
That last lot of onions you sent us, even a pig wouldn't eat.

Moe:
Maybe you just weren't hungry.