So You Want to Be an Actor

Narrator:
Before the station wagon, the beautiful home, and the day you see your name in lights, there must be a period of struggle, study. and hardship commonly known to the trade as your 'salad days.'

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Narrator:
Ah, yes, Broadway. The original hardened artery. Long known as the double-crossroads of the world, Broadway is also the Acropolis of the actor. In other words, the home of the ham.