Somebody Help Me

Brendan Young:
Well, where's Seth?

Darryl Jennings:
We split up.

Kimmy:
And who's dumb idea was that?

Darryl Jennings:
It was his dumb idea.

Kimmy:
Well, that's white people for you.

Sheriff Bob:
What's goin' on here, boys?

Darryl Jennings:
All of our friends are missing.

Sheriff Bob:
Missing?

Brendan Young:
Yeah, we can't find 'em anywhere.

Kimmy:
They could be dead for all we know.

Sheriff Bob:
Woah, hold on a sec now. Now you're tellin' me they're dead?

Darryl Jennings:
No, sir, she's exaggeratin'.

Brendan Young:
Look, sir, we lost our friends and we just need your help findin' them, that's all.

Sheriff Bob:
You sure they didn't just go home?

Kimmy:
They didn't just go home, the car they came is still parked out front!

Sheriff Bob:
All right. Can you give me a description of what your friends look like?

Kimmy:
White.