Somewhere I'll Find You

Miss Coulter, Stafford's Secretary:
[after being tightly hugged after seeing Jonny for the first time in a long time] Oh, my goodness, Jonny!

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
How is your goodness these days?

Chinese Woman:
[Repeated line looking at pretty Paula] Pretty girl for a white woman!

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
Like a piece of cheese the rats have been at.

Chinese Woman:
[Repeated line looking at pretty Paula] Pretty girl for a white woman!

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
Yeah! YOU'RE pretty in any language!

Paula Lane:
Well, I love men.

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
So does Johnny... one at a time. If he keeps his health, he'll get around to everybody.

Paula Lane:
Why didn't you tell me, Jonny?

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
Because I don't put anything in the paper until I've heard it twice and seen it three times.

Paula Lane:
Oh, listen, Jonny. Everyone's not like you. You'd rather be a good reporter than... Shakespeare.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
Shakespeare was a reporter. Scooped Queen Elizabeth. That's the thing to do with dames. Scoop 'em, but stay away from all of them.

Lieutenant Wade Hall:
Aye, we can duck your words but can you duck our bullets?

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
I can try.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
A two-timer, huh? She isn't a woman. She's a football.

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
Is that a flag you're waving or the double standard?

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
When a man's a two timer, that's just normal, but if a woman's a two timer, that's strong drink and shouldn't be sold to minors.

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
I ought to poke you one.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
What for? If you can't read the book, then someone has to do it for you? You want me to spell out the word?

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
Spell away!

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
It rhymes with tramp but means the opposite.

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
Name's Paula - a great girl. Saw a lot of her before I left.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
You never told me about her.

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
Do I have to tell you everything?

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
Not a bad idea. Anybody I know?

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
And nobody you owe either.

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
I want to marry her, Jonny.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
No foolin'?

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
That's it exactly. No foolin'.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
You think it's big important stuff, huh?

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
[Kirk shakes his head affirmedly] And the babe, likewise?

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
From her letters I'd say yes.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
It wasn't all set up before you left?

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
Not quite, but this six months apart made it right.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
Six months? If it took you that long to make up your mind, it's no good. Nothing will come of it.

Kirk 'Junior' Davis:
How do you know? Nothing ever lasted six months with you - not even the seven year itch.

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
Maybe so, Junior, but when I meet the ultimate babe, I'll know it... [He snaps his fingers]... like that!

Crystal McRegan:
[Flirting at bar] Like what you see?

Jonathon 'Jonny' Davis:
[Condescendingly] Sure, you're as pretty as a picture in a fifty-cent magazine.