Sonikku za hejjihoggu

Sonic:
Tell me why I should trust Robotnik when 99 out of 100 times, he is lying!

Tails:
But, Sonic... what if this is that one other time?

Robotnik:
Just give up! We've played a hundred times already!

Sara:
I'll stop being your hostage...

Robotnik:
...All right... Start it again...

Tails:
Sonic! Help me, please! Please, help, Sonic!

Sonic:
Grrrr... SHUT UP, TAILS!

Robotnik:
As you know, the Planet Freedom is made up of two separate dimensions. The outer dimension - the one you inhabit - is known as the Land of the Sky.

Sonic:
Tell us something we DON'T know.

Robotnik:
Shut up! HEED ME!

Robotnik:
[Explaining about the generator with an electric sphere for it acting as a diagram for the planet Freedom] According to my calcuations, if the robot generator isn't stopped by sunrise tomorrow, there will be a giant explosion!

[Notices that everyone fell asleep when Robotnik was telling everyone about generator - Robotnik gets out a giant pin to pop his electric sphere that represents the planet Freedom]

Robotnik:
FINE! DON'T BLAME ME IF THIS HAPPENS!

[Robotnik pops the sphere and it explodes on himself]

Knuckles the Echidna:
Doesn't *anyone* care that I have *work* to do?

Tails:
[the ice caps are melting because of the lava while Sonic is fighting Metal Sonic] Knuckles! Stop the magma!

Knuckles the Echidna:
Erm, I don't know...

Sara:
[Bends down next to Knuckles, hand on his shoulder] Would you do it for me, brave man?

[Kisses Knuckles, leaving a lip print on the side of his face. Knuckles glows red in embarrassment and has a dazed look on his face. Tails is covering his eyes]

Knuckles the Echidna:
[Regains his composure] Right! Yes, ma'am!

[Takes off]

Sonic:
Old man, those things are dangerous! Stop riding them!

Sonic:
Old man, those things are dangerous! Stop riding them!

Old Man Owl:
[talking to a flower instead of Sonic, mostly due to his poor vision] What are you talking about, Mr. Sonic? I know how to handle them. I know I'm a little older now, but back in my day, I was quite the racer. Believe me, I was pretty popular with the ladies! Wahahaha!

Tails:
OLD MAN! Are you still in here somewhere?

Old Man Owl:
Right behind you, Tails! You've come home early.

Tails:
Those are Sonic's favorite clothes, so don't blame me if he gets mad at you!

Old Man Owl:
Don't worry about it! He was here last night. He forced me to put on these clothes and then flew away without saying anything. Wahahahaha!

Knuckles the Echidna, Tails:
He flew away? METAL!

Goomba:
You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it?

Knuckles the Echidna:
My hat's on fire! Help!

[Tails is accidentally groping Sara]

Knuckles the Echidna:
Tails! Get off!

Tails:
[jumps off] I'm so sorry...

Knuckles the Echidna:
I never thought you'd stoop that low!

Sara:
Stop talking and drive, Robotnik! Hurry up, and catch Sonic!

Robotnik:
Of course, I will, Sara!

[Robotnik and Sara emerge from a damaged Metal Robotnik]

Robotnik:
Sonic better enjoy his victory NOW, because, once he gets to Robotropolis, he will have to face something far more evil than Metal Robotnik!

[Sara lands a double axe handle attack on the back of Robotnik's head, knocking him out]

Sara:
What do you mean, "Worse than Metal Robotnik"? Are you talking about yourself? You'd better keep your hands off my Sonic, or I'll never forgive you!

Robotnik:
[Sonic crashes through Robotnik's ship and bumps his crotch on the bridge] Oh no how is it that you're still alive Sonic? [notices Sonic reacting in pain] Huh, what's wrong with you, what are you doing?

Sara:
[Metal Sonic crashes through the bottom and looks at Sera who covers her skirt and kicks him repeatedly in the head] Back, back, no, no, no, no, don't look there you pervert!