Sorority Boys

Adam:
Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right?

Leah:
Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Ro-berta.

"Roberta":
Personal?

Leah:
Mhm.

"Roberta":
Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.

"Roberta":
Pillow fight! Pillow fight!

Adam:
We've been framed.

Jimmy:
Spence told me you'd say that.

Adam:
Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist!

Jimmy:
He told me you'd say that too!

Spence:
You two "Fraternity Brothers" think that because you're next in line, you run the house. WRONG! I am the President!

Adam:
Hey Dave?

Dave:
What's that Adam?

Adam:
I think our President needs to get laid!

Spence:
F*** you!

Adam:
I look like sh*t!

Dave:
No you don't.

Adam:
Yes I do... I look like sh*t!

Dave:
No... you don't!

Adam:
That's easy for you to say, you're actually pretty!

Dave:
Oh thanks, you know I just put this together...

Adam:
Please be a size 8, please be a size 8... oh Yes!

Leah:
I can guarantee you, that guy is wham bam thank you mam!

Doofer:
After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then... we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs... your ass.

Leah:
Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now?

Dave:
Right here?

Adam:
Hmm... I'm sure this would look good... on an anorexic!

"Roberta":
What the hell is on your skirt, man?

"Roberta":
Oh yeah, what flavor was it? Big fat juicy cock?