Southern Fried Rabbit

Bugs Bunny:
What carrots. Look at this tired specimen. I haven't see a decent carrot for months around these parts. [Reads a newspaper headline] "Record carrot crop in Alabama." Alabama? Well, I'm Alabamy bound!

Bugs Bunny:
What's the hassle, Schmasel?

Yosemite Sam:
My orders from General Lee is to hold the Mason-Dixie line, and no Yankees are crossing it.

Bugs Bunny:
General Lee? Why, the War between the States ended almost 90 years ago.

Yosemite Sam:
I'm no clock watcher.

Yosemite Sam:
Well, it's one of our boys.

Bugs Bunny:
[in blackface, shuffling along playing a banjo] The sun shines bright in my old Kentucky home...

Yosemite Sam:
Hey there, boy. How about giving out with something peppy on that skin-box, huh?

Bugs Bunny:
Ya, over. Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a pony...

Yosemite Sam:
Yankee doodle? You traitor!

Bugs Bunny:
[Hands Sam a whip] Don't beat me, Masser! Please don't beat me, Masser! Don't beat that tired old body! No, don't! [Exits; returns disguised as Abraham Lincoln] What's this I hear about you whipping slaves?

Yosemite Sam:
But, but, but, but, bu-but...

Bugs Bunny:
Never mind the buts. Here's my card. Look me up at my Gettysburg address.

Bugs Bunny:
[Disguised as a Southern belle] Oh, it's one of our boys.

Yosemite Sam:
Sorry, Scarlet, ma'am. Sorry to have to intrude, but there's a Yankee about.

Bugs Bunny:
Oh! A Yankee? How terrible!

Yosemite Sam:
I'm afraid I'll have to search your premises.

Bugs Bunny:
[Standing in front of a door] He's not in here! He's not in here!

Yosemite Sam:
Aha! So that's where he's hiding! Sorry, Scarlet, ma'am, but I have to do my duty. Okay, Yankee! Stick 'em... [Opens door, a cannon fires on his face]... up.

Bugs Bunny:
[Standing in front of another door] He's not in here! He's not in here!

Yosemite Sam:
I'll take your word for it, ma'am.

Bugs Bunny:
[Disguised as Confederate soldier] Coronel, the Yankees... the Yankees, they're in Chattanooga.

Yosemite Sam:
Chattanoogee? Charge! [Cut to a stadium, where the Yankees are playing an exhibition game against Chattanooga; Sam has the Yankees held up in their dugout]

Yosemite Sam:
The first dang Yankee to step out of that dugout gets his head blasted off.

Bugs Bunny:
I wonder why they... put the south so far south.