Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

Noir Spider-Man:
Level with me, Toomes, were you always this wrong in the head?

2099 Spider-Man:
Come on! You started the hotdog eating contest without me?

Goon:
Spider-Man, we've been waiting.

Noir Spider-Man:
[knocking Goon out] Sorry. Traffic sucked.

Guard:
Bravo, Spider-Man is on the underside of your choppa.

Amazing Spider-Man:
That's my time to boogie. Thanks for the ride, guys.

Amazing Spider-Man:
I need your help with something

Construction worker:
It's not dangerous is it?

Amazing Spider-Man:
No... not really.

Noir Spider-Man:
Nighty Nite, don't let the bedbugs bite. [knocks a Goon out]

Amazing Spider-Man:
Some guys never learn... And, er, speaking of learning, you should learn how to count. Something tells me you're outnumbered.

[Spider-Man throws Mysterio to the other versions of himself]

Amazing Spider-Man:
Gentlemen...

Noir Spider-Man:
I really hate this fella.

[Noir Spider-Man hits Mysterio]

Ultimate Spider Man:
Aw, come on, he's a blast to kick in the face.

[Ultimate Spider-Man hits Mysterio with a spinning kick to his face]

2099 Spider-Man:
Pal, you got...

[Spider-Man 2099 hits Mysterio with an uppercut]

2099 Spider-Man:
SHOCKED!

Noir Spider-Man:
Say Uncle! [kicks a goon and knocks him out]

Ultimate Deadpool:
Oh, I just remembered, I have to... uh... floss.

Ultimate Spider Man:
Ah, don't run away like a sniveling coward just because I was whipping your heinie.

Ultimate Deadpool:
I'm not running away! I'm just going to find a dictionary so I can look up "sniveling"! Sniveling. [Deadpool laughs] Heinie.

Ultimate Deadpool:
Get in here boys, show Wally Webs here he can't twist my doorknobs!

Ultimate Deadpool:
Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!

Ultimate Spider Man:
Lamest. Supervillain. Ever.

Mysterio:
Ahh, the Tablet of Order and Chaos, selling you to the highest bidder on the black market will make me a mint.

Amazing Spider-Man:
Good, you could use a mint. Ugh, I can smell your breath from here.

Mysterio:
[shouts] Spider-Man?

Amazing Spider-Man:
Wait, how would you eat a mint through that fishbowl?

Ultimate Spider Man:
You want it? *activates rage mode* YOU GOT IT!

[last lines]

Madame Web:
Thank you spider-man. You should be proud to know your legacy is being upheld across time and space

Amazing Spider-Man:
Yeah those guys were alright but you have to admit...

Noir Spider-Man:
with four different spider-men...

Ultimate Spider Man:
one thing I know for sure...

2099 Spider-Man:
out of all of them...

Amazing Spider-Man:
[all say in unison] I'M THE BEST!