Spider-Man

Spider-Man:
There's nothing Peter Parker can do at this point, but Spider-Man's another story!

Spider-Man:
A car-jacker killed an old man earlier today. The killer's a skull. Where is he?

Spider-Man:
What makes you think I won't?

Spider-Man:
Life sure is strange sometimes. No matter how long you want to hold on to a moment, you can't stop time from moving on.

Shocker:
There is no way we're giving up a score this big to some clown in red tights!

Green Goblin:
There's no need for us to fight!

Spider-Man:
Yeah, once you stop lobbing bombs at me, we'll see about that!

Spider-Man:
Uncle Ben... nothing could fill the hole left when he died. Those wounds never really heal.

Green Goblin:
You don't seem like you're enjoying yourself! Aren't you having any fun?

Spider-Man:
Um... no.

Green Goblin:
How can you be so naive? These people would never lay a finger to help you!

Spider-Man:
Well since they don't have the power to fly or bend steel with their bare hands I can't say I blame them!

Green Goblin:
Tough day at the office, hun? Mine was a killer!

Green Goblin:
Tell Harry... I'm sorry...

Spider-Man:
I'm sorry too.

Spider-Man:
Who are you? wait let me guess, "The Emerald Elf"?

Green Goblin:
Me? I'm just a concerned citizen, helping to clean up our fair city!

Green Goblin:
Can't you see we're cut from the same cloth? We aren't like normal people!

Spider-Man:
Speak for yourself!

Green Goblin:
Run! Run! 'Fast as you can...

Spider-Man:
The ginger-bread man you're *not*!

Spider-Man:
Ah, yes, the old Swinging Log of Doom trick. That trick never gets old.

Green Goblin:
Running away? I'm not done with you yet!

Spider-Man:
That's what I'm afraid of!

Spider-Man:
Careful! You're gonna poke your eye out with that thing!

Spider-Man:
Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare for you.

Spider-Man:
Note to self: Scale Crazy-Bird-Man's lair from the outside, next time!

Spider-Man:
You shouldn't be flying around at your age, Vulture, you'll hurt yourself!

Spider-Man:
This guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I better help him out.

Spider-Man:
Give my regards to my fans in the slammer!

Spider-Man:
Trick or Treat!

Scorpion:
The shadow puppet watches all!

Spider-Man:
Let's talk about this, Scorpion! You need help.

Scorpion:
Talk? No, no talking, you can't take me back!

Spider-Man:
I wouldn't even know where to take you back to.

Scorpion:
Are you after me too? I think you are!

Vulture:
You can't match my agility!

Harry Osborn:
You're right. I can *beat* you agility!

Vulture:
What's the matter, Spider-Man? To fast for you?

Spider-Man:
Hey! Come back! The food at the old-folks home wasn't that bad, was it?

Green Goblin:
Let's find some new people to play with, shall we?

Spider-Man:
I'd like to vote against that.

Tour Guide:
Okay, if you want to go over this again, or if you just plain missed me which, Hah! Who could blame you? You can access basic training from the menue anytime you want. Now follow your compass to the exit. Good luck! I said... good luck. Good luck means 'Good bye'. See, there's nothing more to see here... you're done, that's a wrap, it's over, got it? I want you to understand, accept, move on with your life! For crying out loud, these people!

Spider-Man:
Just don't use that "bird-plane" metaphor. That's the other guy.

Tour Guide:
Get the gum out of your ears and listen good.