Spider-Man Unlimited

Spider-Man:
All right, Gobby. You know the drill. Take off that mask and... Hey... did you get a new outfit? Blowout sale at the Bad Guy Longjohn Emporium?

Green Goblin:
The worst part about every new dimension is hearing the same tired jokes over and over. When we're done gathering the ISO-8, we're going to shut your mouth for good!

Spider-Man:
New dimension? ISO-8? Have you been sampling your granddad's cough medicine again?

Green Goblin:
Playtime is over, webhead! The Sinister Six will make sure of it!

Spider-Man:
Oh, boy. Either the sky just got its first case of acne, or something bad is happening...

Nick Fury:
Spider-Man.

Spider-Man:
Nick Fury? This can't be good.

Nick Fury:
You got that right. That Green Goblin isn't the one you're familiar with. He's from a dimension where the Sinister Six has taken control and he's bring an army of villains with him!

Spider-Man:
Why? Is all their pizza deep-dish?

Nick Fury:
What? No! They've come to harvest a rare isotope called ISO-8 from our world. In exchange, they'll leave the gift of total destruction. The longer that portal stays open, the harder they'll be to stop.

Spider-Man:
But you're here to give me the instruction manual so I can swing over and save the day, right?

Nick Fury:
It isn't that simple. Our intelligence shows that the rift is being held open by one the of the members of the Sinister Six. The problem is, we don't know who it is or where they're hiding. You need to take them out one by one until we close this thing; otherwise, New York is gonna get some nasty new residents and I'm not talking about the hipsters!