Square One TV

Luisa:
[opening her window] What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?

Arthur:
[opening his window] The multiplication table.

Luisa:
[feigning innocence] Really? I didn't know that.

Larry:
[opening window wearing a George Washington mask] Hey, come on, that joke's older than I am! Woo hoo!

[shuts window]

Cris:
[opening his window] Who was that masked man?

Mathnet Narrator:
The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real.

Her shadow:
I've been everywhere you've been, I've done everything you've done.

Debbie Allen:
Yes, but you're the flat one.

Her shadow:
Flat? You're the one who was singing.

Gregory Hines:
Imagine. An island three feet wide, one thousand feet below. I have to drop a survival box to save a guy named Joe. So, I calculate my altitude, direction, and wind speed, then factor in the box's weight and the angle that I need. Now, I'm not ashamed to say I hit a perfect bull's-eye, I wave and move on. Joe can eat until he's rescued, I just hope he likes croutons.

Bev:
[opening her window] Yo, Larry!

Larry:
[opening his] Yo? Yes, yo?

Bev:
What has three feet but cannot walk?

Larry:
A yard! Get it, yard? He he, guess I mowed you down, huh? Mowed!

Cris:
[opening window] Oh, Larry, you are such a cut-up.

Sgt. Kate Monday:
I'm Kate Monday. This is my partner, George...

Officer George Frankly:
...Frankly.

Sgt. Kate Monday, Officer George Frankly:
[showing their badges] Mathnet.

Narrator:
Square One TV's roving reporter asks another question to the person on the street. Today's question: What is a dodecahedron?

Larry:
Cris, how do you make a seven even?

Cris:
Well, duh, Larry, you take off the "s".

Parrot:
One, One, Two, Three, Five... Eureka!