Star Tours: The Adventures Continue

C-3PO:
A transmission?

Princess Leia:
[in a hologram] I am Princess Leia of Alderaan. We've placed a rebel spy vital to the survival of the rebellion in your StarSpeeder. You must see him/her safely delivered to the coordinates I'm transmitting to your R2 unit. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Star Tours, you're my only hope.

C-3PO:
Her only hope. [R2 beeps] What do you mean we'll be making a slight detour?

C-3PO:
[the Starspeeder 1000 crashes into the back of a Naboo fighter, its long tail smashing through the windshield; a Pit Droid grumbles] What do you mean we broke your ship? You broke our view port.

[the Pit Droid falls through the opening]

C-3PO:
And I did not give you permission to come aboard.

C-3PO:
May the Force be with you.

Darth Vader:
I want that spy!

C-3PO:
[to R2-D2] They're not going the wrong way, WE are, you nitwit!

C-3PO:
Look, there's a platform. Let's land there.

C-3PO:
[to R2-D2] What do you mean we're taking a slight detour?

C-3PO:
[while flying under water] And I thought I hated space travel.

Controller:
Star Tours 1401, you are clear for departure.

C-3PO:
1401? That's us. We can't take off. The captain isn't on board.

Computer Voice:
Auto-take off sequence initiated.

C-3PO:
Um, excuse me, you don't seem to understand. I am not the captain. I am C-3PO.

Controller:
1401 clear for take off. Contact departure on frequency four-two-niner.

C-3PO:
Wait!

Darth Vader:
Halt!

C-3PO:
Don't shoot!

Darth Vader:
Prepare to be boarded, Captain.

C-3PO:
I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake! I am C-3...

Darth Vader:
[a picture of one of the passengers appears on the info screen to the right] We know you have this rebel spy on board.

C-3PO:
[depending on the gender or age of the spy] I have never seen that man/woman/person before!

[Vader begins to hold the speeder with his Force Grip]

Darth Vader:
Don't underestimate my power. I want that spy!

Rogue Leader:
Star Tours, this is a restricted area. What are you doing here?

C-3PO:
I have no idea!

C-3PO:
[the speeder is teetering over a steep cliff] Nobody move. [starts to tip forward] I mean, everybody move! Lean back!

Yoda:
[Yoda appears in a hologram] Yoda, I am. On your ship, one loyal to our cause you carry.

C-3PO:
The spy!

Yoda:
Mmm! Deliver him/her you must, or all will be lost. To your R2 unit, coordinates I will send. May the Force be with you.

[hologram ends]

C-3PO:
[to the passengers] I'm afraid we've all just joined the Rebel Alliance.

C-3PO:
[Underwater, the StarSpeeder 1000 passes over Jar Jar Binks] We nearly hit that poor Gungan.

C-3PO:
[R2-D2 beeps] What transmission?

Admiral Ackbar:
[Ackbar appears in a hologram and identifies himself] This is Admiral Ackbar. By now you know that your StarSpeeder is carrying an agent vital to our rebel cause.

C-3PO:
The Spy.

Admiral Ackbar:
Precisely. Deliver him/her safely to the rendezvous point I am transmitting to your R2 unit. Good luck, and may the Force be with you. [hologram ends]

C-3PO:
[R2 beeps] R2-D2, what are you saying? This is madness!

C-3PO:
[arriving over the planet Geonosis] This can't be right.

Boba Fett:
[In his Slave I ship] You can run, but you can't hide. Not from me!

[fires at the StarSpeeder 1000]

C-3PO:
That dreadful bounty hunter!

Boba Fett:
[the StarSpeeder 1000 exits the Death Star] Ha ha ha ha! Say goodbye, rebel spies!

[he deploys a seismic charge at the speeder]

Admiral Ackbar:
Star Tours! We were concerned about you! Is our agent safe?

C-3PO:
Safe, but perhaps a little shaken.

Admiral Ackbar:
We are grateful you made it. You are *all* heroes of the Rebellion.

C-3PO:
I rather like the sound of that! [the ship lands] Now be careful out there - all of you! The Empire is watching. [the cockpit shield starts to rise, C-3PO shouts] Pardon me, but how do we get back to a Star Tours terminal? Hello?

C-3PO:
[rapidly approaching a repair dock on Naboo] Brakes! Brakes! Where are the brakes?

C-3PO:
I have a bad feeling about this.

Computer Voice:
Thruster malfunction.

C-3PO:
Thrusters? Are they important?

C-3PO:
[after an ad for Naboo] I found those Gungans somewhat annoying. [R2-D2 beeps] Not just Jar Jar, all of them.