Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Jolee Bindo:
Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?

HK-47:
You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

HK-47:
Shall I blast him now master?

Jolee Bindo:
Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!

Jolee Bindo:
My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.

Jolee Bindo:
Now lets get moving, shall we? If you stood still for so long in Kashyyk, a tach would eat you!

Juhani:
The Jedi, they were almost... like gods...

Mission Vao:
Hey , Bastila. Have you ever used the force to , you know, trip some jerk who's ticking you off?

Bastila Shan:
No I haven't , I have the years of wisdom and understanding that allow me to see how childish such an act would be.

Mission Vao:
Childish? Just 'cause you're some Jedi doesn't mean you can be a prissy little...

Bastila Shan:
I have no idea what you're talking about , Mission. Please do try to be less clumsy in the future.

Bastila Shan:
The Jedi do not believe in killing their prisoners. No one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.

Carth Onasi:
They say the Force can do terrible things to a mind. It can wipe away your memories and destroy your very identity.

HK-47:
Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...

HK-47:
Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"

Jolee Bindo:
sight... You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!

Jolee Bindo:
Nice... nice... nice... nice... Should we next find some insects to pull its legs off? Sounds fun doesn it?

Jorak Uln:
Last question! You're about to die. Do you pass on your knowledge to your apprentice, or let it die with you?

Jorak Uln:
Wrong! It's a trick question! A true Sith NEVER dies!

Sunry:
All I did was kill a Sith! How many have you killed? Hundreds? Thousands?

Jolee Bindo:
That's different, Sunry, and you know it! We don't kill them in cold blood while they sleep!

Jolee Bindo:
I didn't say I left the Jedi Order. IT left ME.

Gar:
May the Force be with you, then. Is... is that how it goes? Yes, may the Force be with you.

Mission Vao:
I have a bad feeling about this.

Juhani:
...there is peace.

Jolee Bindo:
Well, let's just say I was a strapping young lad with a full head of hair, and Coruscant was a small town with a well, heh heh.

Darth Malak:
Im... impossible. I... I cannot be beaten. I am the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Darth Malak:
Still... still spouting the wisdom the Jedi, I see. Maybe there is more truth in their code than I ever believed. I... I cannot help but wonder, Revan. What would have happened had our positions been reversed? What if fate had decreed I would be captured by the Jedi? Could I have returned to the Light, as you did? If you had not led me down the Dark Path in the first place, what destiny would I have found?

Darth Malak:
I suppose... I suppose you speak the truth. I alone must accept responsibility for my fate. I wanted to be Master of the Sith and ruler of the galaxy. But that destiny was not mine, Revan. It might have been yours, perhaps... but never mine. And in the end, as the darkness takes me... I am nothing.

Carth Onasi:
Well, you can stop wondering. I'm not.

Carth Onasi:
Oh, ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one.

HK-47:
I say we just kill the meatbag.

HK-47:
No. I just hate all meatbags. Except the master, of course.

HK-47:
Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.

HK-47:
Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.

HK-47:
Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.

HK-47:
Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...

HK-47:
Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...

HK-47:
Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Canderous Ordo:
Lady, you couldn't even find your own ass, even with your friends' help!

Canderous Ordo:
Do you have anything else you want to ask?

Canderous Ordo:
You're choice. I'm here if you want something done right.

Darth Malak:
Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy.

Bastila Shan:
On which planet were you born?

Darth Malak:
Your predecessor once made the mistake of questioning my orders, Admiral, surely you're not so foolish as him to commit the same mistake...

Darth Malak:
Im... Impossible. I cannot be beaten. I... am the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Darth Malak:
Yes. I cannot deny it any longer. You are the one who deserves... who deserves to be the Dark Lord. You were the one who found the first Star Map on Dantooine, Revan, and it was you who led us on our quest for the Star Forge. I only followed in your wake. I tried to usurp your rule, to steal the title of Sith Master from you. But now I understand; the destiny is yours Revan. Not mine. You... you are Darth Revan, Lord... Lord of the Sith. And I... I am nothing.

Darth Malak:
And so it ends. As I somehow almost knew it must... In darkness.

Master Vandar Tokare:
With Revan dead...

Master Vrook Lamar:
Are you sure that Revan is truly dead? What if we were to undertake this one and the dark lord should return?

Master Vrook Lamar:
The dark side is alluring. I fear this quest to find the Star Forge may lead you down an all too familiar path.

Jolee Bindo:
You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha.

Bastila Shan:
I say we leave him.

Bastila Shan:
I take it back. Let's congratulate his wife.

Griff:
You don't know much about business, do you? When you see an opportunity like this, you've gotta go for it. Now, will you give me a thousand credits?

Darth Malak:
Savior, conqueror, hero, villian. You are all of these things, Revan... and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

HK-47:
Affirmation: Correct, master. Sith protocols maintain that all droid knowledge be deleted before assassination missions, and restored upon return.