Stepford Wives

Patricia Cornell:
Oh, Frank you're the best, you're the champ, you're the master...!

Joanna Eberhart:
I guess I want to be remembered.

Bobbie Markowe:
Dave set me loose at Bergdorf's and I went mad!

Bobbie Markowe:
If I were to apologize for every time I got smashed, I'd spend my life wandering around saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry."

Dale Coba:
I like to see women doing small domestic chores.

Joanna Eberhart:
You came to the right town.

Joanna Eberhart:
When you come back, there will be a woman with my name and my face, she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures and SHE WON'T BE ME!

Joanna Eberhart:
Why do they call you Diz?

Dale Coba:
I used to work in Disneyland.

Joanna Eberhart:
No, really!

Dale Coba:
No. Really.

Joanna Eberhart:
I don't believe you.

Dale Coba:
Why not?

Joanna Eberhart:
You don't seem to be the kind of person that likes to make other people happy.

Bobbie Markowe:
Am I game? Am I GAME? Boy! Am I game!

Joanna Eberhart:
Hello Bobbie.

Bobbie Markowe:
Oh, hello Joanna.

Joanna Ebehart:
How are you?

Bobbie Markowe:
I'm fine. How are you?

Joanna Eberhart:
I'm fine. How are the children?

Bobbie Markowe:
Fine...

Kim Eberhart:
Daddy, we saw a naked lady!

Walter Eberhart:
That's why we are moving to Stepford!

Walter Eberhart:
She cooks as good as she looks, Ted.

Joanna Eberhart:
If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong.

Carol Van Sant:
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

Bobbie Markowe:
If you tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.

Bobbie Markowe:
I just don't get it. It's like there's this contest, okay? And the housewife with the cleanest house gets Robert Redford for Christmas... but nobody will tell the rules!

Charmaine Wimperis:
Ed never loved me. Sure, he married me because I look great and would make an impression on the other executives. He just NEVER loved me.

Bobbie Markowe:
I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't WANT to squeeze the goddamn Charmin!

Mary Ann Stavros:
I'm afraid I can't join you. I just don't have time.

Joanna Eberhart:
It'll just be a little while...

Mary Ann Stavros:
I don't think I'm interested.

Bobbie Markowe:
You know, everything's not just housework, you must go out once in a while, right?

Mary Ann Stavros:
Well, I'm out now, ain't I?

Joanna Eberhart:
I can't just call him up and say, "I used be called Joanna Ingles. You deflowered me ten years ago. Would you test my water?"