Steven Universe

[repeated line]

Peridot:
Clod!

Pearl:
A Gem fusing with a human? It's impossible! Or at the very least, inappropriate.

Garnet:
Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people. And you are not one person. You are an experience! Make sure you're a good experience. Now... Go!... Have!... Fun!

Steven Universe:
[gasps, then laughs] Mr. Queasy! [shakes the plush doll and laughs] You're definitely gonna come in handy! [removes first aid kit and stuffs it in]

Pearl:
Steeeven, let's gooo!

Steven Universe:
Coming! [walks down stairs and onto warp pad]

Steven Universe:
[begins to rap] Oooooh, he's a frozen treat with a whole new taste, because he came to this planet from outer space. A refugee, from an interstellar war, but now he's at, your local grocery store. Cookie Cat! He's a pet for your tummy, Cookie Cat! He's super duper yummy! Cookie Cat! He left his family behind! Cooookie Cat! [murmurs] Now available at Gertman's off route 109. [Gems burst out in laughter and applause] I can't believe you did this. I'm gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one. Hello old friend. [bites into one] Oh, so good! [Steven's gem begins to glow] I like to eat the ears first.

Amethyst:
uh, Steven...

Steven Universe:
Wha-?, oh, my Gem!

Amethyst:
Quick, try and summon your weapon!

Steven Universe:
I don't know how! [panicking] Ah, its fading! How do I make it come back?

Pearl:
Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it.

Amethyst:
Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either.

Garnet:
Please, don't. [Steven's Gem glow fades away, collective sigh]

Steven Universe:
Ah, I was really close that time! Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?

[Steven and Jamie are about to put on a play written by Mayor Dewey, but heavily edited by Pearl]

Steven Universe:
I hope Mayor Dewey isn't mad about the changes.

Jamie:
I guess we'll have to see. Heh heh heh...

Steven Universe:
Are you nervous?

Jamie:
Of course. This could either make or break my career.

Steven Universe:
You could lose your job at the Post Office?

Jamie:
This could either make or break my hobby.

Steven Universe, Jamie:
[nervous laughter] Acting...

Ruby:
Did they hurt you?

Sapphire:
No, no, I'm okay. Did they hurt you?

Ruby:
Who cares?

Sapphire:
I do!

[Sapphire kisses Ruby, then the two of them spin around laughing until they fuse back into Garnet]

Garnet:
Steven! Thank you!

Steven Universe:
[gasps] Garnet! You're a fusion?

Garnet:
Aw, I'm sorry. We didn't want you meeting us here like this.

Steven Universe:
Well, did I make a good first impression?

Garnet:
Oh Steven. We already love you.

Garnet:
[singing while fighting Jasper] This is Garnet. Back together. And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you, because I'm so much better. And every part of me is saying "Go get her." The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules. Come at me without any of your fancy tools. Let's go, just me and you. Let's go, just one on two. Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able. Can't you see that my relationship is stable? I can see you hate the way we intermingle. But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single. And you're not gonna stop what we made together. We are gonna stay like this forever. If you break us apart, we'll just come back newer. And we'll always be twice the gem that you are. I am made O-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove. O-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove. Lo-o-o-o-ove. Lo-o-o-o-ove. This is who we are. This is who I am. And if you think you can stop me, Then you need to think again. 'Cause I am a feeling, And I will never end, And I won't let you hurt my planet, And I won't let you hurt my friends. Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able. Can't you see that my relationship is stable? I know you think I'm not something you're afraid of, 'Cause you think that you've seen what I'm made of. But I am even more than the two of them. Everything they care about is what I am. I am their fury, I am their patience, I am a conversation. I am made O-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove. O-o-o-o-of And it's stronger than you. L-o-o-o-ove. O-o-o-o-of L-o-o-o-ove. And it's stronger than you. Lo-o-o-o-ove. O-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove. And it's stronger than you. O-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove. Lo-o-o-o-ove.

Rose Quartz:
Rose: Isn't it remarkable, Steven? This world is full of so many possibilities. Each living thing has an entirely unique experience. The sights they see, the sounds they hear. The lives they live are so complicated... a-and so simple. I can't wait for you to join them. *turns the video camera around at her* Steven, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a human being.

Steven Universe:
Pearl, you have to tell me what's wrong.

Pearl:
Sometimes, you even sound like her. Do you remember this place? Do you have any of her memories? We were right here, over 5,000 years ago.

[last lines]

Pearl:
[after reminiscing to Steven about a meeting with Rose Quartz] Everything I ever did, I did for her. Now she's gone, but I'm still here. Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes. [sigh] What would she think of me now?

Steven Universe:
[hugging Pearl] Well... I think you're pretty great.

Steven Universe:
Maybe when Peridot gets to Earth, she'll see how nice all the people are, and she won't want to hurt anyone.