Storm of the Century

Andre Linoge:
Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, COME ON IN.

Martha Clarendon:
[Linoge rings Mrs. Clarendon's doorbell. She comes walking down the hall very slowly] Oh, hold on. I'm getting there as fast as I can. I broke my hip last summer, and I'm still as slow as cold molassas.

[she opens the door. Linoge stands in the shadow on the porch]

Martha Clarendon:
Can I help you?

Andre Linoge:
Born in lust, turn to dust...

Martha Clarendon:
I beg your pardon?

Andre Linoge:
Born in sin, come on in...

[grabs her walker, flings it out into the yard, then kills her with his wolf cane]

Andre Linoge:
Give me what I want, AND I'LL GO AWAY.

Andre Linoge:
Hell is REPETITION.

Andre Linoge:
Before he gets too self-righteous, Katrina, ask him how well he knows Jenna Freeman.

Kirk Freeman:
What do you know about my sister?

Andre Linoge:
That horses aren't all she enjoys riding when the weather's hot.

[Pippa has her head stuck in the stairs]

Mike Anderson:
What happened darlin'?

Pippa Hatcher:
It was easy getting out, but now I can't get back in. I think my head must be bigger on this side.

Robbie Beals:
[to Linoge] I think my town's had just about enough of you.

Andre Linoge:
When in vice, say it twice.

Andre Linoge:
[after Mike accuses him of seeing only the bad] The good is an illusion. Little fables folks tell themselves so they can get through their days without screaming too much.

TV Reporter:
What really happened in Roanoke in 1587? And what happened here on Little Tall Island in 1989? We may never know. But I know one thing, Davey, you're too damn short to play basketball.

Mike Anderson:
Pushers get pushed. It's a sad fact of life, but that's how it is. Pushers get pushed.

Andre Linoge:
[repeated line, singing] I'm a little teapot, short and stout / here is my handle, here is my spout / when I get all steamed up, hear me shout / "Just tip me over and pour me out!"

Martha Clarendon:
When they tell you the world's coming to an end, they want to sell you cereal. When they tell you not to panic, it's serious.