Strange Days at Blake Holsey High

Lucas Randall:
So how do we know which one is Josie?

Josie Trent:
Are you kidding me, Lucas, if you had half a brain you'd be dangerous!

Lucas Randall:
Ouch, that's definitely Josie.

Marshall Wheeler:
Maybe you've been cloned.

Josie Trent:
[looks at Marshall] Remember that half a brain comment I just made to Lucas? Well, I think I just found the other half.

Corrine:
You're hot for Vaughn.

Josie Trent:
I am not!

Corrine:
Yes, you are.

Josie Trent:
Well, you have a thing for Marshall.

Corrine:
I do not! Do I?

Principal Amanda Durst:
There is nothing wrong at Blake Holsey High!

Josie Trent:
Blake Holsey High. Just another boarding school, or so I thought. But things are a little different here. I've made some friends, even got a cool teacher. The principle is definitely hiding something. And this guy, Victor Pearson, somehow he's behind all the really weird stuff that happens here. We'll figure it out. Until then, these are strange days at Blake Holsey High.

Lucas Randall:
[to Marshall]... and you dressed up like a girl and won the camp beauty contest.

Marshall Wheeler:
Hey! You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that!

Josie Trent:
Nice job, Marshall. An inch either way and Lucas and I would have been shishkabobed!

Victor Pearson:
Everything happens for a reason.

Josie Trent:
I'm really scared.

Josie Trent:
[to herself] What have you done?

Josie Trent:
I wish I could trust you again.

Vaughn Pearson:
Sooner or later you're going to have to decide.

Lucas Randall:
[to Professor Z] So you're saying we grew a Josie from a petri dish? Does this mean we all get an "A"?

Principal Amanda Durst:
[refering to Professor Z's drawing on the chalkboard] What is that?

Professor Zachary:
That's a wormhole... where the worms live.

Corrine:
Big memories are called islands of memories.

Vaughn Pearson:
Like scoring the winning touchdown.

Marshall Wheeler:
Or winning your first science medal.

Lucas Randall:
Or your first pair of big-boy underwear. [everyone stares at him] Like it wasn't big to you guys!

Professor Zachary:
I'm in my happy place.

Josie Trent:
[to Corrine] What? I always put on lipgloss. [Corrine gives her a look] Well, when I'm acting.

Vaughn Pearson:
[to Lucas]... Oh, and, ah, kissing Josie was okay.

Vaughn Pearson:
Josie, people are saying stuff about you.

Josie Trent:
People are always saying stuff about me.

Vaughn Pearson:
[after Josie has, in frustration, dumped a plate of spaghetti over his head] Why'd you do that?

Josie Trent:
Because I care about you. [Vaughn lifts up a plate of spaghetti] No!

Vaughn Pearson:
[he dumps the spaghetti on her] I care about you too.

Josie Trent:
[to Vaughn] I trusted you. Don't worry. I won't make that mistake again.

Professor Zachary:
Let's recap what we know.

Marshall Wheeler:
Well I became invisible, Lucas aged sixty five years, Corrine the same day over and over, Josie and Vaughan went back in time.

Corrine:
What we know is that the school has issues.

Lucas Randall:
I'm telling you it's all connected.

Marshall Wheeler:
Okay. But how?

Corrine:
I don't know. But if we're listing the strange things at this school, don't forget about the black hole.

Marshall Wheeler:
[to Vaughn] Your middle name is Jody?

Corrine:
[to Josie] Who did you really kiss, Vaughn or Lucas?

Josie Trent:
Do I really have to kiss Lucas?

Marshall Wheeler:
[after explaining to Professor Z how to make a goudy board] And that's how you make a goudy board.

Professor Zachary:
Marshall, you just aced your midterm.

Marshall Wheeler:
Why am I this color and why do I smell like a swiming pool?

Corrine:
[to Marshall] Why didn't you tell us your brother was so...

Josie Trent:
Hot!

Marshall Wheeler:
If I can't fix these I'll have to - I-I can't say it.

Lucas Randall:
Refund people their money?

Marshall Wheeler:
Don't *ever* use the R word in front of me.

Professor Zachary:
[to class] And you may wonder why I'm telling you this.

Lucas Randall:
Because they pay you.

Victor Pearson:
It's been quite a ride.

Josie Trent:
Ride's almost over.

Professor Zachary:
This usually happens in new buildings.

Principal Amanda Durst:
But... Blake Holsey is over 150 years old!

Professor Zachary:
Well, when it was built it was new.

Lucas Randall:
What if they're not really sponges? What if they're aliens and it's our job to save them? Ignore me.

Lucas Randall:
So, basically we made idiots of ourselves for nothing?

Amanda Durst - 1977:
I've never yelled at a student before. I like it.

Josie Trent:
Mr. Person I, I, when did you get hair?

Lucas Randall:
The Lukester's got it goin' on.

Josie Trent:
Maybe it's time we find out exactly what the Lukester's got goin' on.

Lucas Randall:
Hey, Babe.

Josie Trent:
[to Corrine] Please tell me he did not just say that to us.

Marshall Wheeler:
I see my foot!

Lucas Randall:
I don't want an invisible friend. People will think I'm crazy-er.

Josie Trent:
[in her diary] I wonder what Vaughn's secret is. Marshall says it's gel, but I think it's mousse.

Marshall Wheeler:
[to Lucas] Since you're going to be dead by 3 o'clock, can I have your laptop?

Marshall Wheeler:
Do you think Josie and Vaughn are on a date?

Corrine:
I'm her roommate, if they were going on a date I would have known... right?

Madison:
Are you smiling?

Josie Trent:
No, I was suppressing a laugh.

Josie Trent:
[to Madison] Wow, did you look that one up in a book? Oh, no, wait, that would require you to read

Madison:
It is not a good idea to get on our bad side.

Josie Trent:
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble finding your good side.

Lucas Randall:
[to Josie] Why don't you start counting sheep again?

Lucas Randall:
[holds up a stuffed toy sheep]

Marshall Wheeler:
[yawns] Good idea. Wake me up when you get to a million.

[falls asleep]

Lucas Randall:
I dedicate the following display of chess domination to Josie Trent.

Madison:
[to Vaughn] I lost two pounds.

Josie Trent:
And with brain liposuction you'd lose another ounce.

Marshall Wheeler:
First grade was the best five years of Stu's life.

Madison:
Drop the muffin and walk away.

Vaughn Pearson:
[to Josie] You're bold, smart, you hate everything that's phoney. You're like no-one else I know."

Professor Zachary:
[about the science club] I assume you know everybody?

Vaughn Pearson:
Yea, Miss Goodie Goodie, Half Pint, Big Brain, and the girl who electrocuted herself earlier.

Professor Zachary:
You're not planning anything destructive, right?

Josie Trent:
Me? um, on a totally unrelated topic, if you see a robot go by, let me know.

Corrine:
[seeing three-inch-tall Josie on her desk] YIKES! Josie! Y-You're TINY!

Josie Trent:
And how much of your 172 IQ did you have to use to figure THAT out?

Josie Trent:
It was all a misunderstanding. Wendy and I were practing for the school play!

Principal Amanda Durst:
We don't have a school play.

Josie Trent:
[after she has shrunk, to science club] OK, freak show's over. And if you must know, you all have really big, fat heads from here.

Victor Pearson:
The measure of the child is a reflection of the measure of the parent. Josie's mother is not to be trusted, Vaughn, and neither is Josie.

Josie Trent:
[singing terribly] My bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea, my bonnie lies over the ocean, please bring back my bonnie to... ugh!

Vaughn Pearson:
Are you in pain?

Josie Trent:
I was singing. "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean".

Vaughn Pearson:
I think your bonnie just drowned.

Josie Trent:
[to Corrine] If you tell me to sing out loud and sing out strong, I'm leaving.

Lucas Randall:
[Looking out of Z's office into the teacher's lounge] You're office isn't on the other side of this door is it?

Professor Zachary:
No

Lucas Randall:
[Looks back and forth from the office to the lounge] It is now

Professor Zachary:
[After bringing Lucas to his room and tells him that they'll try and figure it out tomorrow, walks out into the kitchen] The kitchen isn't on the other side of this door is it?

Lucas Randall:
No

Professor Zachary:
It is now [both walk out to see the science room on the other side of the door]

Corrine:
[to Josie] Did the brain fairy come and take yours during the night?

Josie Trent:
[to Corrine, Marshall, and Lucas] See, I do exist, I go to New York Music academy. I go to Music school in New York. That's cool.

Marshall Wheeler:
You play the tuba?

Josie Trent:
Okay, that's not so cool.

Professor Zachary:
Clowns are scary. I was five years old. I got lost at the circus. A woman told me everything was OK but her long black beard scared me.

Josie Trent:
[to Principal Durst] That's bull... loney

Josie Trent:
[to Professor Z] In theory, you can molecularly deconstruct anything. Plants, chewing gum, even something less complex, like a science teacher.

Vaughn Pearson:
Hey, Dad, we messed up some experiment at school and kids are turning green, can I come home?