Street Fighter: The Later Years

Michael Bison:
No one remembers Street Fighter anymore. All they wanna do is crash cars and eat hookers. They F***ED us over with Turbo, they F***ED us over with the movie, Fighter is dead... Raul Julia is dead...

Donovan Corbett:
Sonic what now? I'm sorry, SEGA is down the street...

Balrog:
It's me, Balrog. You know, the boxer.

Zangief:
What are you're special moves?

Balrog:
I *punch* really hard.

Dhalsim:
Do you... kick?

Balrog:
What's a kick?

Vega:
I'm going to get a sandwich!

Ryu:
Seems like your Ha-dou-ken is more a Ha-dou-kent... uh... Ha-dont-ken... uh... No-ken-dou-ken...

Michael Bison:
Is anything more worthless than a film student?

Ryu:
Five years in this dungeon, eating rats. Drinking nothing but sewage and eating rats to survive. Did I mention I had to eat rats?

Ryu:
Honda's men are no longer street fighters. They see this as a Mortal Kombat and they have the Killer Instinct. If you do not help your friends, this may be their Final Fight.

Dhalsim:
[final lines] Bison, did you see what happened?

Michael Bison:
Yeah, yeah. Why don't you try a harder difficulty level next time?